231 definitions by mlhiss

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Email: Do you know where my mask is? Emailed response: cnf
by mlhiss July 26, 2020
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Typically any situation where municipal and traffic violations are strickly enforced and fines are levied. Unfortunately for the poor who cannot afford to pay, the tab gets bigger and violations are compounded for not paying the original fines.

In some cases cash register justice can be a method available to those that can afford to pay the justice system and meet minor stipulations to get their minor criminal charges dropped and expunged from their record.
Cash register justice can be a "pay-to-get away with it" kinda thing especially when criminal charges are dropped and expunged by paying fees to the prosecutor in additions to minor stipulations. This may available to all in theory but easily taken care of by the rich, but not easily affordable by the poor.
by mlhiss August 3, 2020
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Using encryption software and devices to make messages unreadable. In some cases the software can make the data stored self-destruct when someone attempts to access information without a proper password.
The FBI is going after Apple in the courts, because Apple is making it's customers hardware and software difficult to access. The FBI wants a backdoor into Apple devices so terrorist and criminals can't be going dark, when performing illegal activities. Apple is fighting back because a backdoor could allow hackers into their customers computers, making them vulnerable.
by mlhiss March 14, 2016
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Lacking any of the qualities of amazing. The inability of something to spark amazement.
I went to a party the last night and met the most amazingless people ever. I could barely keep my eyes open.

I could never imagine how amazingless these people were without meeting them. They were totally unenthusiastic.
by mlhiss June 2, 2013
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Airstream motor home or travel trailer. They come in all sizes. Often driven or towed behind the cars or trucks of snow birds or tourists.
Ronnie: Hey man look at that aluminum turd going all over the road.

Donnie: Damn, you better slow down and let the snow bird pass, don't want get that turd all over your truck.
by mlhiss March 30, 2008
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EFP is an Explosively Formed Penetrator. The penetrator fires a superheated cone of metal through the vehicle's armor. This includes the million dollar Mine Resistant Ambush Protective Vehicle.
Sarge, I thought these MRAPVs were supposed to protect us.

They were supposed to, but I guess they did not think of EFP's when they built them.

Damn, Billy swore by them saying they were the safest place to be in Iraq, I guess if was alive he would be swearing about something else.
by mlhiss May 6, 2008
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A politician or public policy expert that refuses to address the policy implications of human's role in climate change and related effects on fire behavior, especially in areas where the Wildland-urban interface has been pummeled by fire.
He spoke with the dignity of a true climate arsonist when he blamed the mega-fires on red tape that prevents massive logging of the public lands, failing to realize that much of area burned was on natural shrublands and public forest land for which he is responsible for managing.
by mlhiss September 15, 2020
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