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Definitions by mlhiss

Aluminum turd 

Airstream motor home or travel trailer. They come in all sizes. Often driven or towed behind the cars or trucks of snow birds or tourists.
Ronnie: Hey man look at that aluminum turd going all over the road.

Donnie: Damn, you better slow down and let the snow bird pass, don't want get that turd all over your truck.
Aluminum turd by mlhiss March 30, 2008

boogozer 

An affectionate nickname for a person who is kind and loving but has a dominating and controling personality.

Bulldozer.
Boogozer

A guy who comes back to his home town after being gone for 10 years and stumbles on what used to be a beautiful and undeveloped beach that has recently been covered with tacky development and private property signs:
"The things you see without your boogozer."

boogozer by mlhiss March 30, 2008
Nocebo is the scientific term for the creation of a negative expectation that results in reducing or negating the value of a treatment.
There was a high nocebo effect created by the fact that the drug has an extremely high risk for a combination of severe side effects including severe brain damage, impotancy, kidney failure, uncontrolable spasms, suicide, farting, diarrhea, serility, genetic mutations, birth defects, uncontrolable anger, sleep walking naked in front of large groups of people, cancerous lesions on the skin, ridecule from friends, quarantine and issolation for 6 months, etc.
Nocebo by mlhiss March 30, 2008

splinching

Splinching occurs in the planning process when a plan that is being transformed into reality is missing critical elements. Often these are important legal requirements that were put in the plan to mitigate proposed impacts and to make a bad plan pass review with strong opposition. The result often end in dire consequences. Somethings can be fixed, but often there is a mess, and the develpers often wiggle out of them, or ignor the reqirements, because they will be much less pressure to enforce them once the plan is adopted. The problem is often exasperated when when the developer runs out of money and goes bankrupt.

Splinching also occurs during apparition process between when a wizard disparates (disappears) and apparates (appears some where else). Splinching is the unintended spliting of the wizard and results in an incomplete wizard. To undo the problem the Ministry's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad is required.
Activist one: This plan is going through some serious splinching problems. They aren't putting in the environmental safe guards like they promised, and the water coming out of here looks like an LSD experience.

Activist two: Where's the County's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad when you need it.

Activist three: There sound asleep in the bed of the developers.
splinching by mlhiss March 29, 2008
VOC the abrev. for the "voice of customer". VOC is a method of capturing the needs and desires of the customer to assure customers get high quality services or products.
Ashley: This place is VOC friendly. They got everything you'd ever need, and did not know to ask.
Susie: Yea, it's not like going into large big box store where they have everyhing you don't want.
Ashley: It's a little werid being in a place where you want everyhing.
VOC by mlhiss March 29, 2008

post relationship symdrome

Post Relationshp Symdrome (or PRS) is when a partner goes through menopause like symptoms after breaking up with a friend or marriage partner. There are periods of time where there is a severe change in personality that is mostly related to the emotional changes in life brought about by the break up.

The rage can be during short periods of time or last for longer periods of time depending on the condition of the person. However, the rage may be significant and major departure from normal mood and temperament.
Joe: Jean was the sweetest girl you ever met till she got severe post relationship symdrome.

Bob: I guess when you fall in love from the high she was on and into your bedroom where your boyfriend is pumping your best friend, your going to loose a few screws and unravel on occassion.

Johnson: Yea, but it is been 12 years. She definately needs a good screwdiver to put her back together again.

"PRS" Post Relationship Syndrome when a person goes from being nice and loving to hot and cold flashes of pure hatred and rage.
Jon Boy: Hey man what's with Anne, she used to used to be a little kitten, now she's turned into a rampaging sabre tooth.

Mary Lewd: Her PRS is mutating her personality, no telling what she will end up like.

PRS by mlhiss March 28, 2008