Definitions by mitch00uk

useless tool 

Someone who is good for nothing

Don't be such a useless tool mate, it isn't hard to work out which shoe goes on which foot

useless tool by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

tucking in 

Going down on a females vagina in a very enthusiastic way

I was tucking in last night on Sara's hairy muff and her clit came loose, I didn't want to say anything so I swallowed it, I still don't think she knows

tucking in by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

pussy bullying

Spousal abuse that involves the vagina

Police officer... How did he assault you
Women... By pussy bullying He pulled my clit like it was a elastic band and pinged it back, then pulled my pubes, then kicked my hole

pussy bullying by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

pussy tasering 

Firing a taser at a vagina for sexual kicks

I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though

pussy tasering by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

pussy golf

Bit like proper golf only with a pussy hole

Open your legs Betty, I need to practice my putting, I know pussy golf isn't the same as golf, but I'm playing my boss next week, shame ur hole is bigger then the normal golf hole but out will have to do

pussy golf by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

dead swimmers

When a male doesn't have the ability to have children due to having dead sperm

Don't worry about taking your pill Linda, I can't have kids I've got dead swimmers,

dead swimmers by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

sweat rot 

Damage done to clothing due to excess sweating specialty under the arm

My sweat rot is so bad it has eaten right though my kacks

sweat rot by mitch00uk April 8, 2015