pussy scavenger

Someone who preys on their friends partners or preys on friends leftovers

Mike shagged my girlfriend and he fucked Steve's ex, his such a pussy scavenger. He isn't my mate anymore.

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

bumcuming

When your gay sexual partner sperm dribbles out of your anus after anus intercourse

Dave..I think I've just pissed out of my ass
John.. No its just ur bumcuming. Or should I say my cum out of ur bum
Dave.. Well least I won't get pregnant

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

fanny cap

Inserting a lid like odject or cork, to stop intercourse, a smaller version of a chastising belt,

My girlfriend cant get it else wear I've capped her fanny up good with a fanny cap

by mitch00uk March 21, 2015

last minute desperation

When it comes close to kicking out time at a club, and you haven't pulled, u go for anything

I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you

by mitch00uk April 03, 2015

prison pushbike

A prisoner who enjoys being passed sexually around the inmate population of H.M.P

Jason must have a gaping ass, his the prison pushbike. Everyone inc the governor has rode him

by mitch00uk April 02, 2015

makeup fraud

Finding out in the morning after the night before that the stunner you went home and banged all night is actually a right minger without the makeup.

She was class, amazingly stunning, until the makeup came off, its the biggest case of makeup fraud I've ever seen

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

wanking closet

A public toilet or toilet cubicle

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!

by mitch00uk April 04, 2015