ear crust

When the wax's inside the ear goes dry and hard and starts to crust

Mate you need to clean them ears, I can see your ear crust from here

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

dead mans cock

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused

I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

mum and dad sandwich

When you have sex with both of someones parents and position yourself in the centre to become the filling

I'm off round martins house to have a mum and dad sandwich with his parents

by mitch00uk March 25, 2015

bum squeak

High pitchy noise made by the bottom

Lol did you hear my bum squeak , it was so high pitched it smashed my dads glasses

by mitch00uk April 02, 2015

peacock bitch

A girl who is very proud of her behind to the point of sticking it out to gain male attention

She's such a peacock bitch, sticking her ass out for attention,

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

cone popping

Inserting pine cones into ones anus

Ouch ouch I anit cone popping ever again, a forest fresh anus isn't worth the pain

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

tea slops

Leftover tea that lurks at the bottom of the cup/mug

I saw Steve drinking other peoples tea slops in the cafe the other day, what a munter

by mitch00uk April 05, 2015