mitch00uk's definitions

pussy tasering

Firing a taser at a vagina for sexual kicks

I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

foul stench

A very horrible smell that seems to get into every part of your nostrils

What is that!! Is that foul stench emanating from ur pussy, I told you not to do yourself with that old dog bone

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

sweat rot

Damage done to clothing due to excess sweating specialty under the arm

My sweat rot is so bad it has eaten right though my kacks

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

drama queenery

An act of being very over dramatic to the very point of ridiculous

Amy has flipped out, I only gave her a extra sugar in her tea, she smashed the telly, burnt down the house, and stuck a firework to the cats tail, its the biggest case of drama queenery I've ever seen

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

pilesup

When you bend over in defiance and let you piles hang out at someone who has pissed you off ,

Show that cunt ur piles and fat ass that will teach them for squirting there love juice in ur face, pilesup to you

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

fanny cap

Inserting a lid like odject or cork, to stop intercourse, a smaller version of a chastising belt,

My girlfriend cant get it else wear I've capped her fanny up good with a fanny cap

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

hairy trough

An unshaven vagina

Bob... I had a drink from the hairy trough last night,

John... Really where's that pub then

Bob... No mate I mean my birds pussy, I had a quick drink

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015