bum fudgicals

Bits of poo you find in your pants which you never knew about

I found some treasure in my boxers , I took them off and found some bum fudgicals, fantastic

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

bumcuming

When your gay sexual partner sperm dribbles out of your anus after anus intercourse

Dave..I think I've just pissed out of my ass
John.. No its just ur bumcuming. Or should I say my cum out of ur bum
Dave.. Well least I won't get pregnant

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

brown hate mail

Shitting though the letterbox of some one you hate/dislike

Steve.. I got some brown hate mail!
Andy.. What's that?
Steve.. Someone shit though my letterbox
Andy.. They must hate you

by mitch00uk April 19, 2015

hoes handbag

A hoes over large pussy, so large you can fit the contents of a handbag within

Her pussy is a hoes handbag its so big I could park my car there

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015

sniff monster

Someone who likes to sniff drugs on a large scale

Paula has used all the coke, she's such a sniff monster

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

scammel nuts

Big erect nipples

Look at them scammel nuts on her

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015

foul stench

A very horrible smell that seems to get into every part of your nostrils

What is that!! Is that foul stench emanating from ur pussy, I told you not to do yourself with that old dog bone

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015