waterogasm

Someone who masterbates in water and reaches a orgasm. , a orgasm in wasterr

I had a wank in the swimming pool and had a waterogasm

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

sock wank

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating

Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

creepy herbert

A rhyming slang for a dirty pervert, someone who has a warped outlook on sex to the point of being viewed as very odd

that bloke who lives at that end house is a right creepy Herbert, I saw him masterbating over a pile of fresh dog poo, it stinks

by mitch00uk April 05, 2015

sniff monster

Someone who likes to sniff drugs on a large scale

Paula has used all the coke, she's such a sniff monster

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

partnersnip

When a couple agree to have no future children, but the women wants the male to have the vasectomy (snip) and the bloke agrees.

We are going to have a discussion on partnersnip , then take it from there

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

ear crust

When the wax's inside the ear goes dry and hard and starts to crust

Mate you need to clean them ears, I can see your ear crust from here

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

robin small breast

A name for a seriously flat chested girl

That girl is a robin small breast, her tittys are flatter then a pancake

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015