mitch00uk's definitions

makeup fraud

Finding out in the morning after the night before that the stunner you went home and banged all night is actually a right minger without the makeup.

She was class, amazingly stunning, until the makeup came off, its the biggest case of makeup fraud I've ever seen

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

whiffy pussy

A foul stenching pussy, then needs not only washing but bleeching

Gees is that mine or your whiffy pussy

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015