Definitions by mitch00uk
shoehorne
Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted
His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased
one up the bum no harm done
One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,
one up the bum no harm done by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
gamble hole
A hole in a men's toilet wall which you stick your penis though hoping for a blowjob but not really knowing what is going to happen
I used that gamble hole at the toilets near the park, I thrust my knob though it and it went straight into this blokes eye, he thought it was a spy hole, he screamed I creamed , and what a mess
gamble hole by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
birdy pecking
When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it
Don't ask Lisa for a bj, all she does is birdy pecking, so I made her head stay down there as I masterbated and shot my load in her face as punishment
birdy pecking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
tampax raider
When a male sneaks into female toilets and breaks into the used tampax bins normally for purposes involving sex but can be for other reasons
Council worker... They've done it again!! Are u ever going to catch the tampax raider?
Policeman... Yes we will, we'll catch him red handed
Policeman... Yes we will, we'll catch him red handed
tampax raider by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
pussy hiking
pussy hiking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015