meal for one

Masterbating oneself

I'm single still, looks like its a meal for one again tonight, best warm my right arm up

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

onion syndrome

Someone who Cry's simply for attention, or to distract negative attention from oneselve.

You can stop the onion syndrome love, I saw you take the purse, no point pretending to cry it isn't going to work, on your knees or I'm ringing the police

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

munch time

Another word for lunch time or a time to go down on a vagina

Its munch time, ive got cheese sandwiches. Or

Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

pussy tasering

Firing a taser at a vagina for sexual kicks

I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though

by mitch00uk April 08, 2015

scrubbing brush

A over the top hairy pussy

Her pussy was so rough and hairy u could use it to do the washing up, its was like a scrubbing brush

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

hairy undergrowth

When a female forgets or heaven forbids refuses to shave her pussy or ass crack and the pubes gain a foothold with terrifying results

Linda I don't want to upset you, but you should shave your hairy undergrowth, because I anit going down there till the lawn is mown,

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

demon bomb

When you poo in a thin plastic see though bag and throw it at a person or target

Look out its a demon bomb, the smell is evil, I'm gonna get the prick that threw it

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015