dry roasted

Anal sex without the lube

My bum hurts, I was dry roasted last night, I forgot the lube

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

makeup fraud

Finding out in the morning after the night before that the stunner you went home and banged all night is actually a right minger without the makeup.

She was class, amazingly stunning, until the makeup came off, its the biggest case of makeup fraud I've ever seen

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

wanking closet

A public toilet or toilet cubicle

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!

by mitch00uk April 04, 2015

gay pill

The contraceptive pill taken by a man who is scared of becoming pregnant though gay intercourse

David..Oh shit oh shit, I forgot to take my gay pill, what if I am pregnant!!.

Josh.. Oh don't worry Kevin can't have kids, his balls are broken, and there's the fact men cannot get pregnant,

David, you sure??

by mitch00uk April 13, 2015

fart chorus

When two or more people fart succession

I was in the public toilets the other day and I let rip, next thing I knew there was a fart chorus going, there was at least another 4 people doing it, we did Britney spears song hit me one more time, we stank though

by mitch00uk April 21, 2015

fanny cap

Inserting a lid like odject or cork, to stop intercourse, a smaller version of a chastising belt,

My girlfriend cant get it else wear I've capped her fanny up good with a fanny cap

by mitch00uk March 21, 2015

sock pooing

When someone is to scared or embarrassed to use a toilet in someone's house, they pull off a sock and do it in there, then throw in out of the window

I caught Ronnie sock pooing in my house, I got so angry I made him eat it, then me

by mitch00uk April 09, 2015