mitch's definitions

Sky High

A drug that causes illusions and The craveing for fast food.

Wow.I tried some of that sky high and i found myself passed out in the womans bathroom.

by Mitch October 5, 2002

puta

female hooker

prostiute

by Mitch October 23, 2003

Blaster

A really LEET cs player from Australia.

*DEAD*SomeRandom: WOw that blaster guy is a fucking leet cs player ogm!

by Mitch May 29, 2003

Cats pajamas

An adjective used by hipsters of the 1920's to describe a person who is the best at what they do.
Also used to describe another person who is genial and fun to be with.
This term has been recently popularized by the movie 'The School of Rock'.
Synonym: bees-knees

"Martin sure knows how to dance, he's the cats pajamas, man!"

by Mitch May 31, 2004

Gingerlitis

A far too common disorder, often associated with those that steal souls. Those with such disorder, often hide there dark and soul stealing demeanor with humor. Symptoms include, but not limited to, red hair (strawberry blonde included), freckles, pale skin, and receding hairline. No one knows for sure, but condition may be contagious, so be cautious. Those with this condition may also have issues with physical fitness.

Oh no! Looks like Jordan has a serious case of Gingerlitis. You can tell by the strawberry blonde hair and how bad he is at running.

by Mitch April 25, 2015

mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch March 31, 2005

slutch

A prostitute, prodiminatly female, of poor sanitary conditions. Often very squishy, due to constant sexual activity.

"Man, you're such a slutch!"

by mitch November 30, 2003