mitch's definitions

pecker checker

To grab a man's crotch in order to check for male genitals.

That dude was talking like a female so I had to pull a pecker checker.

by Mitch October 28, 2003

wanglicker

an individual who applys his tongue to a penis

oh shutup adam you wanglicker

by mitch May 13, 2005

dick blister(s)

The puss filled nodules on his/her penis formed as a result of over excessive masturbation.

"Dude look at my dick!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
"It's my dick blisters, I screwed myself too hard"
"Dude, that's fuckin gross....."

by Mitch January 5, 2005

Golden Gordon

Golden Gordon (n) - an occurance involving Alex Goldwater (Gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amusement to all about.

Gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. He proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.

by Mitch September 2, 2004

Hubbub

A commotion, generally from a large group of people.

A large crowd of people are talking about a topic, but the noise sounds incoherent.
"What's all the hubbub about?"

by Mitch May 31, 2004

wankermafone

One who is considered a dickhead and practices bizarre behaviours

you god damn wankermafone

by mitch May 13, 2005

hey whats your cup size?

what you ask dudes with huge bitch tits.

steve dave: hey whats your cup size?
damian: man, shut up kracka'

by mitch November 17, 2004