cigarettes - so named because of their carcinogenic effect.
my boyfriend's mother died last week. the damn cancer sticks did her in. if u smoke, reader, you might die a slow painful death too. please don't.
1. the seaty feeling on one's scrotum after a hot day, or a long time without a shower.
2. nuts that are very sweaty ( preferably gluey old sweat)
i need to shower - i've got swamp nuts.
in gay slang, its an old man who goes for very young guys. see chicken
man neil went to jail for 10 years for doing a 12 year old, that silly old chicken hawk.
rough scrapey feeling from having someone with a beard rub against you, usually during kissing, but often during other stuff.
i got beard burn between my ass cheeks last night.
a form of acid dose formed by mixing liquid acid with gelatin. also known as window pane acid. gel tabs have a longer shelf life than other acid doses, and they can be very powerful. they often cost a dollar more per hit than blotter acid because of these positive traits.
gel tabs- nature's perfect food.
someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist
every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.
a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.
we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.