SHIT HIT THE FAN

when a bad secret is let out and everybody knows about it to disastrous consequences. imagine the smell and splatter if someone blasted hershey-squirts into a rotary fan.

my favorite scene in the movie airplane is when the shit hits the fan. to bad its cut out in the "edited for television version"

by minghi May 10, 2003

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 18, 2003

head

a stoner

i knew cort was a head, but does he really do coke too?

by minghi May 23, 2003

body high

the physical element of drug experiences. it varies widely depending on the drug.

the best part about E is the body high.

by minghi May 10, 2003

perma-fried

to be permanently effected by drugs, even after not taking them for a while.

i don't think weed or acid permafry people, but cocaine will change someone for life.

by minghi May 22, 2003

freebase

n. a form of cocaine similar to crack. it is usually smoked. also spelled as two words free base.
v. to smoke freebase

i was freebasing last night and accidentally burned my eyebrows off.

by minghi June 01, 2003

bumping clams

a lesbian sex act which involves a certain mesure of flexibility. its rubbing and bumpung vaginas together

my dyke friends shave b4 bumping clams; man, i hope they dont get nether-beard burn!

by minghi May 17, 2003