mikey t's definitions

penile bulge

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.

I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

Dick Trickle

A very rare, but serious sexually transmitted disease only found in rural areas of Mozambique.

Kanamatu, I've been a doctor for 24 years and have never seen a case of Dick Trickle quite that bad!

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

Kamikaze Nazi Paparazzi

A Japanese warplane found crashed on American soil with a dead German in the cockpit, and a camera under his seat.

That's the second Kamikazi Nazi Paparazzi that was found on Rosie O'Donell's property this month.

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

rope-a-dope

The act of tying crack cocaine on the end of a rope, and making crack addicts chase it around the ghetto.

There's nothin to do. You guys wanna go downtown and play rope-a-dope?

by Mikey T January 29, 2005

robowop

In the mid 21st century the Italian government will create the ultimate war machine. Half man, Half machine, All Wop.

Robowop stands at six and a half foot tall and weighs over 600 pounds. He is fully electronic, and is designed to create energy from an advanced engine that runs off spaghetti sauce.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005