Old-hoe Saggins

Taken from the popular "Lord of the Rings" character Frod Baggins, Old-hoe Saggins is what you refer to an older lady whose boobs are drooping

I went to that party last night, and it was just full of Old-hoe saggins!

by Mikey T December 17, 2004

Dick Trickle

A very rare, but serious sexually transmitted disease only found in rural areas of Mozambique.

Kanamatu, I've been a doctor for 24 years and have never seen a case of Dick Trickle quite that bad!

by Mikey T January 29, 2005

Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

by Mikey T January 29, 2005

gorilla warfare

What you may sometimes see only in movies, where man actually has to fight apes strategically in a war scenario.

There is some great gorilla warfare in both the movies Congo and Planet of the Apes.

by Mikey T February 05, 2005

flame device

Noun meaning lighter. Or any object used for lighting a fire.

Pass me the flame device so i can light this Philadelphia cigar.

by Mikey T January 26, 2005

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 05, 2005

robowop

In the mid 21st century the Italian government will create the ultimate war machine. Half man, Half machine, All Wop.

Robowop stands at six and a half foot tall and weighs over 600 pounds. He is fully electronic, and is designed to create energy from an advanced engine that runs off spaghetti sauce.

by Mikey T February 05, 2005