mikey's definitions

shemtob

1. a victim of a waterballooning/egging incident.
2. a stunning young lad that is extremely metrosexual.

man, you just owned that shemtob right in the face with that waterballoon.

by mikey April 20, 2005

titty fuck

This is when you put your penis between two breasts and thrust until you ejaculate on the person's face.

Thomas titty-fucked his brother Joe's man tits!

by Mikey February 19, 2003

Miller Place

This place is so ghetto you want to bring a huge gat or you will get shot up(watch your back here huge gangsters)

Yo representing MP 11789

by MIKEY March 7, 2005

abuga-buga

A slang word spoken to children, typically used as a nonsensical method of cheering them up when they're crying. Often can be followed by other slang words. See examples.

"abuga-buga boo coochie coochie coo."

"abuga-buga boo, you're such cute wittle baby."

by Mikey September 16, 2004

kick in the nuts

it hurts, you fall down and cant get up

lads fear a kick in the nuts from their girlfriends

by mikey June 20, 2003

flid

a word me andrew robbed off of people from the didcot wave!!!! meaning idiot/twat

fuck you, you flid!/i'ma kill you, you flid

by mikey February 21, 2005

wax

a protective coating for your car.

I waxed my car today so the elements would not destroy the paint.

by Mikey March 19, 2005