mikey's definitions

metro-sexual

1. Someone who has sex on the subway.
2. Someone who is turned on by the subway.

Yo, look at that faggot beside the traintracks. Hes wacken off, staring at the trains.

by Mikey July 23, 2004

Forbidden fruit

1.Sex

(I know this from experience)

Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.


*True story*

by Mikey July 23, 2004

Noseblaster

When you sit your ass right on the partners nose and blast your diarrhea right up her nose.

Damn, I just noseblasted Michael Colon while having sex

by Mikey August 15, 2004

ballsie

Another term used to describe someone having guts or courage to do something.

This usage of this word tends to stem from shallow uptight girls who try to be cute to make up for their lack of mature appearance.

That was a ballsie thing to do.

by Mikey September 1, 2004

abuga-buga

A slang word spoken to children, typically used as a nonsensical method of cheering them up when they're crying. Often can be followed by other slang words. See examples.

"abuga-buga boo coochie coochie coo."

"abuga-buga boo, you're such cute wittle baby."

by Mikey September 16, 2004

Miller Place

This place is so ghetto you want to bring a huge gat or you will get shot up(watch your back here huge gangsters)

Yo representing MP 11789

by MIKEY March 7, 2005

Catelin Victoria

A wild party girl, claims she never gets drunk but those of us who are best friends with her tend to think otherwise. Knows right from wrong, so she never gets in trouble but shes always into something. Likes to fool around with people, but its all in good fun.

Catelin Victoria loves to party

by Mikey March 11, 2005