Definitions by mike charter

Hot Frosty 

Getting a blow job in the Wendy’s drive thru.

Timothy finally talked his old lady into giving him a hot frosty!

Hot Frosty by mike charter November 29, 2024

Gooney Tooning

The act of pleasuring one’s self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.

I’m going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.

Gooney Tooning by mike charter May 27, 2024

Miami Vicing 

The act of stretching out your male organ using a bench vice.

When Riley goes into the garage 9 times out of 10 he’s Miami Vicing

Miami Vicing by mike charter May 22, 2024

goo piping 

The act of masturbating into a sink.

Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.

goo piping by mike charter May 5, 2024

Campbelling 

To tie a hefty soup can to your man piece to stretch it out for length. Also know as cock-maxing.

Cameron won’t stop campbelling, he goes home each day and does it too much. One day he’s going to step on it and get put into a wheelchair.

Campbelling by mike charter May 1, 2024

campbelling 

Campbelling, like mewing, but instead, tying a hefty Campbells soup can to your cock to stretch it out for a longer unit. Can be referred to Campbelling or Campbelled.

Cameron Campbelled all weekend long instead of playing a round of Monopoly. He really needs to stop Campbelling!

campbelling by mike charter April 24, 2024

fudge finger trucker special

An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.

Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!

fudge finger trucker special by mike charter January 26, 2022