fudge finger trucker special

An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.
Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!
by mike charter January 26, 2022
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Miami Vicing

The act of stretching out your male organ using a bench vice.
When Riley goes into the garage 9 times out of 10 he’s Miami Vicing
by mike charter May 22, 2024
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Hot Frosty

Getting a blow job in the Wendy’s drive thru.
Timothy finally talked his old lady into giving him a hot frosty!
by mike charter November 30, 2024
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blurpis

a burp containing old sperm
thats some dirty blurpis
by mike charter September 26, 2008
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blurpis

a burp that contains human seamen
malorie gave out a large blurpis after sucking off nick
by mike charter October 07, 2008
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burrito terd

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.
Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.
by mike charter January 07, 2022
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soob massage

A body massage requested by your lady friend. Everything goes except the boobs because they’re too sore.
My honey cake asked for a soob massage last night. Her damn titties were sore again!!!!! Man I wish I could just rub dem titties.
by mike charter January 25, 2022
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