mike's definitions

silence

A very gullible canadian who falls for everyones tricks.

Quba: Silence, I can't make the match tonight, I have to go to the winter olympics. Silence: Are you serious? Im gonna go reschedule the match.

by Mike March 13, 2005

cunt sludge

the wet resedue on a vagina when a female is aroused or has had sexual intercourse! see also fanny batter

i love the taste of her cunt sludge

by mike January 5, 2004

weird nj

A crap magazine that is full of stupid stories from pussy, punk-ass kids who go to those locations, ruin them by vandalising them and having them closed down or demolished because of their stupid ideas.

I WANTED to go to Demons Alley, but because Weird NJ told every stupid ass kid and his brother about it, they got their first, ruined everything, and it got demolished.

by Mike July 20, 2004

strider

the gayest poerson alive.....he bangs my friends girlfriend in the mouth.....he lies about 9th grade hand jobs and blows for cocain....he plays socom 2 and his name is BuZZcoCK

that guy is as gay as strider

by mike December 5, 2004

bank/banked

to physically attack someone with in numbers; to jump

ten guys banked Henry after school

by mike May 13, 2005

y0

An initial value of y, pronounced "y not". Used to refer to the starting height of an object in Newtonian physics textbooks.

y = y0 - v0 t - 1/2 g t^2

by Mike September 18, 2008

cerebrity

cerebrity n (Lat. cerebrum, brain; cf. celebrity) Ð a brainy, cerebral person who is emotionally dry, detached and restrained; a famous, well-publicized intellectual.

I try to avoid meetings with such cerebrities. All they have to say is in their books.

by Mike December 31, 2003