mike's definitions

slop

Vaginal discharge, either from being horny or just plain sloppy. Could be the result of an STD.

Oi! Cindy close ya legs girl ya drippin slop all over the joint.

by Mike June 11, 2004

bullshit job

A place where supervisors and managers kiss the asses of people over them and rub the people who work under them the wrong way.

He's sick of tired of working that bullshit job!

by Mike September 9, 2004

windowze

the slang for for the windows operating system created by a disco geek named bill gates.

see reject
see windows
see cheap

i hacked ur shit windows box with an smb exploit.

by mike July 6, 2003

Noles

Shortened term for the "Seminoles" of Florida State University, the greatest college football team in all the land, and 2-time national champions.

He ain't good enough to play for the Noles, send him over to Gainesville.

by Mike March 11, 2005

Douching

An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.

As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.

by Mike December 15, 2003

schack

-a douche bag

- a bag that is used for the cleansing of a vaginal canal

Dude, that girls vagina is disgusting, she better schack it, or Im not touching it.

Shut the fuck up, you schack

by Mike November 20, 2003

sweat sucker

Tasteless bloke - a fella doin the doggy who sucks the sweat off his Grandma's back

"Him? He's got no class, he's a bleedin' sweat sucker"

by Mike February 21, 2005