mike's definitions

Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.

"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."

by Mike October 17, 2008

numberism

obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.

Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.

John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.

by Mike January 4, 2014

smasher

when you poop in the shower and smash it down the drain with your foot

hey bob, I'll bet your a smasher

by mike October 13, 2003

dillio

this word originally meant, whats the deal, or whats going on. However, with new american slang, dillio now can be expressed as, whats the deal, yo?

Whats the Deal Yo?

by mike October 13, 2003

cajole

to force someone into doing something they don't really want to do

Melinda acted as if she didn't want any, but Mike cajoled her into having a couple of beers.

by Mike October 13, 2003

doop

to foul up somebodys plans. (world domination, etc.)

Damn you! You dooped up my plans for being the finest Mac in all the world. Now how am I going to get laid?

by mike October 14, 2003

Smurfed

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.

Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!

by mike October 14, 2003