mike's definitions

Dr. Pepper

The world's best substance. It's better than duct tape. It has a unique flavor and tastes awesome. One of a hacker's best friends (the other is Mountain Dew

Man, I'm thirsty. I think I'll get a Dr. Pepper, the world's best beverage.

by Mike March 13, 2005

Steak

A fucking fagget!

or as civilized people know them as homosexuals.

Omg dude we are at a steak-fest

by Mike October 18, 2004

gunch

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.

by Mike May 13, 2005

handjob

funniest. word. EVAR.

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.

by Mike September 15, 2004

gagandeep

this person does not get as much as he gives. this person finds true love with someone who does not feel the same way. at times these individuals can be very aggitating and annoying. They live in great fear of losing there self respect. there looks can be decieving. they are extremely stubborn and self absorbed...

back off gagandeep, just back off!

by mike February 28, 2005

Jagsgate

celebrity, often used when defining someone cool

as cool as a jag.

by Mike January 25, 2004

geltab

Form of acid (LSD) made by mixing up liquid acid (dissolved in alcohol) w/ plain gelatin and food coloring. Then its pressed into individual doses.

Damn man, you had those purple geltabs yet? I took 1 and I was trippin balls the whole night.

by mike March 6, 2004