mike's definitions

fantastical

of or relating to two objects used in the same sentence or idea that do not normally belong together.

mathematically equal to one (1) lightyear + one (1) standard unit of amazingness

Dragon Pillow? Thats fantastical.

by Mike November 16, 2007

Pornganization

1) n. The manner in which one's porn collection is organized.

2) v. The act of organizing one's porn collection.

1) "My pornganization scheme is thus: anal in one folder, hentai in one folder, vaginal in another, poses in another, etc. Porn falling into more than one category is copypasta'd to every category it falls into."

2) "Damn, I've been getting lazy with my downloads. I've just been dumping all of my porn into one folder without regard for its content. Time for a massive pornganization."

by Mike May 22, 2008

Gateway fatty

A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.

Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!

by Mike March 19, 2008

doctatorship

the dictatorship of doctors; the system of medical coercion that includes the mandatory methods of treatment enforced by hospitals and insurance companies. A patient has no choice. Medical totalitarianism.

They oblige me to follow this course of treatment because it is most profitable for the clinic. Doctatorship is no less dangerous for the society than political dictatorship is. We live under the regime of medical fascism.

by Mike March 30, 2008

taxicosis

(taxes + toxicosis) - a seasonal depression caused by tax preparations; an acute condition of majority of population every March and April. Symptoms: weakness, exhaustion, nausea, melancholy, etc.

Cf. toxicosis, a pathological condition caused by the action of a poison or toxin.

You look a sort of depressed. What happened? - A usual spring condition: taxicosis.

by Mike March 30, 2008

liveline

the initial date for a certain process to begin. Antonym: deadline.

The liveline for the review of applications is November 1. The deadline for applications submission is December 1.

by Mike March 30, 2008

bioplagiarism

a term in bioinformatics: unsolicited cloning as a violation of the copyright law.

All of us are fleshy citations from our ancestors. Who cares about quotation marks? Bioplagiarism is in the order of things.

by Mike March 30, 2008