Definitions by mike

Silicon 

What computer motherboards, chips, cards, and other assorted hardware are made of.

I never knew that motherboards were made of silicon.

Silicon by Mike May 13, 2005

greatastic 

this is the greatest fantastic thing ever

that sex was grearastic

greatastic by mike May 13, 2005

gunch 

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.

gunch by Mike May 13, 2005

get up 

to get high on weed
to smoke marijuana
to smoke pot

yo nigga, (i'm white by the way) want to get up?

get up by mike May 13, 2005

acceleraphobia 

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.

Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.

acceleraphobia by Mike May 13, 2005

Red Winging 

Banging a girl who is on her period.

Joe totally red winged her last night

Red Winging by Mike May 13, 2005

Besotted

to be loved up with someone

im besotted with george

Besotted by mike May 13, 2005