A person who is funny, very caring, understanding, extremely lovable, very friendly, smart, intelligent, blonde at times, selfless, cheerful and has all the qualities of being a perfect person.

An intriguing specimen of the female gender. Known for assuming far more responsibilities than humanly possible, and yet somehow remaining perched on the edge of sanity. Reportedly taller than the average NFL safety (and better-looking), she is also reputed to be a notorious coffee addict and femme fatale with deadly knife-throwing skills. However, this is mere speculation, as she is rarely observed in the wild, withdrawing to her room for hibernation during 85% of the year.

A Slang word for Aaron, commonly used on the internet

getting a surprise fuck in the ass. The art of screwing someone from behind, usually without them knowing that it is going to happen.

When a male is having normal sex with a female and he all of a sudden switches holes, to the butt.