mike's definitions

spuff

(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm

(noun) sperm, semen

I spuffed in her eye

Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?

by Mike October 1, 2003

Ivana

Sexy Slavic supermodel name...gorgeous...great boobs..great ass...great accent...even better in bed.

by Mike May 17, 2003

we should do something sometime

vague way to lose someone

he says: we should do something sometime
he means: I never want to see you again. Ever.

by Mike April 29, 2004

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

by Mike April 12, 2004

evil arielle

a person who is very evil and will kill at any given time because shes so hot and evil

your a evil-arielle!

by mike December 13, 2004

ogo

this is word is the counter to gogboth words are from the north west of england in some shanty town.

"right ogo?"
"yeah"
"wanna go and bully some gogs?"
"yeah"

by Mike November 30, 2004

Skrewdriver

A white power band hailing from Britain led by the late Ian Stuart. Considered the single most popular nazi skinhead punk band to have ever existed.

Where can i get that Skrewdriver record?

by Mike December 4, 2003