mike's definitions

mad dog

the nickname of one of the greatest white NBA players of all-time Mark Madsen

Look at Mad Dog strut down the court after that dunk!

by mike July 26, 2004

next door nikki

my friend's pornstar girlfriend that i fuck everyday. I am happy with my live cuz i cum in her mouth for PaCMaN FeVeR! Im rich biotch!

next door nikki is hot.

by mike December 5, 2004

brown curling

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.

I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!

by mike January 5, 2004

hugieo

my bitch

"hugieo get over here and suck my dick" said hugieo's mom

by mike June 16, 2003

softcore

The pornos that TMC, Cine-max and Showtime show. Doesn't show dicks/cocks or open vaginas/pussys. Usally involves dumb storylines, bad music and predictable plots that we still watch anyway to see the good stuff.

Watch TMC, Max or Showtime late at night and you will find some softcore delight.

by Mike September 2, 2005

curi

of sheer coolness

by mike July 31, 2003

Fatty

A big dick

Suck my fatty asshole

by Mike August 3, 2003