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nifty

Refers to www.nifty.org, a rather large archive of erotic literature, a bit of it rather odd. Includes a vast array of topics, including, but not limited to, beastiality, incest, rape, bondage, hermaphrodism, gay/lesbian/bi/trans, sex with children, and at least one rendition of the story behind tubgirl.
Nifty is home to some of the most fucked up and disturbing stories ever. Long live Nifty.
by Mike September 17, 2004
mugGet the niftymug.

loan shark

Someone who offers incredibly high-interest loans to people that will never be able to pay them back. Loan sharks are among the most hated people on earth.
Loan sharks make a living off screwing people for life.
by Mike July 16, 2004
mugGet the loan sharkmug.

st clairsville

The act of getting so fucked up that you ended up joining a Catholic parish.
"Dude, what did we do last night?"

"I don't know, but judging by these priest collars, we were totally St. Clairsvillin'!"
by Mike March 26, 2004
mugGet the st clairsvillemug.

gimli

sorry girls you know its true.

Gimli to Aragorn: Toss me (but dont tell the elf)

(legolas has a thing about cheating)
by mike December 29, 2003
mugGet the gimlimug.

bratch

A hybrid of bitch and brat. Together, the two nouns make an unadmirable person.
She's such a bratch.
by mike February 25, 2003
mugGet the bratchmug.

shazzam

when you cut a piece of paper up into a lot of pieces then put it into their trapper keeper
"shit son i just got shazzamed"
by mike April 23, 2005
mugGet the shazzammug.

Phwayadoin'

Short for "What are you doing?" Used when somebody is doing something stupid or selfish, particularly if they are annoying you in doing so.
e.g. A group of people are talking and blocking the pavement. You walk past and say "phwayadoin'?!" to them with an evil on your face.
by Mike February 22, 2004
mugGet the Phwayadoin'mug.

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