mike's definitions

eat-out

to lick pussy! i do this often. most men want to but they cant...so they lie. lesbians do this alot.

Doug ate out shannon at lindsay's house at night and made shannon moan really load. she went ohhhh doougggg fuck meeee nowwww. then she was fucked!

by mike August 11, 2003

dually twolliez

The ultimate hand in poker. No hand, no matter what anyone says, will lose to the mighty force that is dually twolliez.

"Ha! WTF ur a N00B! I have 4 qces!!11!1one!1"

*clears throat*

"Ahem. Stfu, I have dually twolliez bizatch, you fuckin lose! Give me your house!"

*crying*

"Nooooooo! Blast those dually twolliez!"

by Mike September 15, 2004

Kratchwell

a guy who gets massive dome

that girl gave kratchwell some sweet dome

by mike March 12, 2005

xss

cross site scripting.

the website suffers from an xss vulnerability allowing remote javascript execution.

by mike July 6, 2003

agentabc

A coder who has a lot of skills

He's a real AgentABC

by Mike February 27, 2003

sac-stitch

1. The one-dimensional crease along the scrotum that separates the two testicles. Continues, to turn into the two-dimensional grundle and eventually the three-dimensional anus.

2. Often used as a derogatory term to refer to people that are rank, disgusting, and/or worthless. Can be used interchangeably with "scrotum-crease."

To me, Greg, you are nothing more than a worthless sac-stitch.

by Mike August 6, 2003

one eyed trouser trout

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

by Mike September 14, 2003