mike's definitions

shiterrific

A combination of "shit" and "terrific" used as an adjective to describe something something particularly bad, in a mildly sarcastic tone. Usually in response to a question of quality.

How is that pizza?
"Oh, its shiterrific."

How was your day?
"Shiterrific."

by Mike December 11, 2003

physicist

A nerd that has a great desire to become a teacher or to take over the world.

I would like to build a heavy hydrogen bomb to either teach all of you or to kill you all...I haven't yet decided.

by Mike November 14, 2004

Mulie

Western Australian slang term for the "Southern Blue Pilchard", a small fish roughly 5-6 inches in length and commonly sold in large frozen blocks and used as bait by anglers, especially those fishing for tailor.

I went down to the tackle shop and bought a block of Mulies for bait.

by Mike January 26, 2004

Whisker Biscuit

One who has a very hairy vaginal area.

Whoa! You should of seen the whisker biscuit she had!

by Mike May 6, 2003

Shitpimple

Again coined by Elusive of TeamFHA.Com. In his day job working in Network Operations at an ISP he sees a lot of incompetency. This word was coined out of his frustration and describes those individuals who do not take the initiative to get out of bed let alone better themselves at their jobs.

1. Incompetent fuck
2. Deadbeat loser
3. Imbecile

Tom: Where's Lou?
Mike: Ahh, that fucking shitpimple wouldn't come to work because his tire spun on a dog turd.

by Mike January 27, 2005

Hardcore Dancing

The dumbest thing to do at a show. a Bunch of emo and hardcore scene fucks do moves and tricks they learn from there karate class when they were 7 years old. A good site to laugh at.

HAHA look at those dumbfucks hardcore dnacing, getting there ass kicked by the skinheads in the pit.

by mike November 14, 2004

oddsfish

Commenting on an odd situation or strange behaviour

Person 1: *Turns around 3 times and does a starjump in the middle of the street*
Person 2: *walks past* ..oddsfish..

by Mike October 28, 2003