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brownoser

adjective or noun

Someone who has to answer every question in school and have input on every subject, most of which no one cares about. They also tend to suck up to teachers and adults.

The literal translation is someone who sticks their nose in someone else's ass, which symbolizes the person doing the stupidest things to please someone, to the dismay of others.

see annoying, boring
ex)Shes brownosing again, talking about the Russian Revolution.
by Mike February 16, 2006
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right and proper

1) Used in conjunction with a declaration of action.

2) An emphasis added to a statement in place of completely, utterly, totally, etc.

3) A phrase added to a statement to imply justification for an action.
1) If you don't put that down, I'm going to beat you right and proper.

2) "I'm completely screwed" becomes "I'm screwed, right and proper."

3) "We'll arrest him, right and proper."
by Mike January 11, 2004
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girl raping

well its when a girl rapes someone.


making them have sex.
mike:OMG DID SHE JUST GIRL RAPE THAT GUY!?
kat:yes. yes she did.
by mike April 9, 2005
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wazzat

Slang for what's that.

Usually stated like the fools from the Budweiser commericals that say "Wassup."
Stacy: "Crap on you, you ignaramous insuffering panda bear."
Mike: "WaZZaT j00 say?!?"
by Mike February 8, 2004
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Spoogelicious

Jeremy Brauns mom is spoogelicious
by mike January 6, 2004
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Moo Goo Guy Pan

The acient eastern art of using stealthly martial art skills to rub one out directly next to or in close proximity to either a roomate or complete stranger.
It was dark and quiet that night in my dorm room... It was a little too quiet. I wasn't sure but I had the feeling that wang, my asian roomate and also bunkmate was quietly pulling a Moo Goo Guy Pan on me while we both lying in our bunk bed and I couldnt do anything about it.
by Mike May 16, 2004
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safenik

(safe+nik) -- a person who wants warranties about everything, who is scared by the vicissitudes of life and feels an overwhelming need to be secure.
What about a family travel to Tibet? - It's impossible. My husband is a safenik. - Safenik ? - Yes, he never takes any risks.
by Mike March 30, 2008
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