mike's definitions

Pearl Monacle

When a man reaches climax and ejaculates into the eye of his partner; a similar move to the pearl necklace.

Jason gave Alex a pearl monacle.

by Mike March 19, 2003

Imatrukahs

A pain in the arse!!

by Mike August 20, 2003

Stop Sign

fat chick in red spandex

do you really need an example to help you visualize this anymore?

by mike December 8, 2003

budu

the pagan Russian god of fertility. antomically similar to an inverted penis

all hail almighty budu, lord of fertility

by mike May 8, 2003

rosebud

The appearance of one's rectum after fisting. The internal tissue pulls out beyond the sphincter muscle. The bright red to pinkish tissue looks like a rosebud.

That dude takes alot of fists up his ass- check out that rosebud.

by mike May 23, 2003

Chaooo

this is the mexican mateing call used by many of us white boys. we use it as a signal to know where the other person is.

"CHaoooo!" other side of school campus "chaoooo!"

when someone calls out "Chaoo" you return the same call

by Mike July 5, 2004

Yar Bear

A guy that is totally whipped, ecstatic, and a tool around his girl.

Dude, check out that Yar Bear

by Mike October 11, 2003