birac attack

when a chick knows her role and opens her a-hole.

man that hoe got a birac attack

by Mike March 19, 2005

Snafu

Murphy's Law for the Military; acronym for Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

We planned the the latest mission for three days, but as usual it was a real snafu when it finally happened.

by Mike March 20, 2004

er-er

A covert reference to sexual activity, particularly in response to a non-sexual statement. Literally, the squeaking of a bed during sexual intercourse.

Gloria: Lisa, would you like help trimming that bush?
Kevin: Er-er.
Gloria: Huh?

by Mike December 26, 2004

p-bass

slang term for the Fender Precision Bass

The P in P-Bass should stand for punk.

by mike November 13, 2004

Permadrunk

Drinking so much that you are drunk for more than a day.

1. We were permadrunk from our trip at the lake
2. John was perma drunk and climbed the tree.

by mike March 27, 2003

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 07, 2005

victory lane

Immediately before cumming placing the thumb over the urethra (like a winning race car driver with the bottle of champagne) causing the semen to shoot orders of magnitude farther than normal.

I had never seen cum shoot over 50 feet until victory lane.

by Mike February 17, 2004