mike's definitions

Aloysius

The perfect example of tyrany. On our poor island we brave few are fighting an underground resistance. We have lost many great leaders and soldiers. Those of us still alive include our curent leader Don Hock and Sung Bung better known as Shil. He has been a profit to or poor morale and even speaking his name in the presence of our opressors ends with punishment. He is now and forever 1:45

English: What tha ell is Aloysius? Right O'
Deutsch: Wo ish Aloysius?
American: Our rebellion on Aloysius shall be under the command of the great Shil! No! *Bang Bang*

by Mike October 5, 2004

tit

Teenager In Training

My friend is a tit, Teenager In Training

by Mike January 2, 2007

Glauser

(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs

(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children

(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!

(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!

by Mike November 15, 2003

rapel

A word made up in January 2005 by a Canadian 14 year old guy.

"Rapel the boarders" was used in the video game halo 2

by Mike February 12, 2005

Yokozuna

1: Grand Champion

2: A Samoan wrestler from the 1990's who was made out to be a Japanese Sumo wrestler.

3: To put your bare-ass on an unexpected victim's face while he/she is out of it.

In Japan, best sumo wrestler is called the Yokozuna.

Yokozuna was so fat at one point when he broke his leg, a forlift had to carry him out.

The Man Show originated the Yokozuna with Jimmy Kimmel's cousin Sal.

by Mike September 6, 2005

get on it

A rallying cheer to go balls to the wall with reckless abandon. To give 100% while doing something unproductive and often dangerous.

Guy A: He's going to crowd surf with his ass hanging out...
Guy B: well hell, GET ON IT!

by mike November 22, 2004

space bunny

A Hot woman from space. The term being derived from "ski bunny", only in reference to the fact that said chick is in space.

"Oh, man, what a space bunny."

by Mike May 13, 2005