mike's definitions

niftizzle

A mix between "nifty" and "fo shizzle". A good word when trying to say "awesome, i agree" but are too lazy to actually type all those words. I mean, this is the internet. Time is a virtue!

Friend: That's a new Corvette. It could rape your mom.
You: Niftizzle.

by Mike April 7, 2005

Kleins Mom

to have a 7-2 off suit in Texas Hold'em

I had to play, I had Kleins mom

by mike April 25, 2004

banana mudshark

asian female particularly fond of black men

Soon yi is a banana mudshark.

by mike June 1, 2004

Code 14

When you eat out someones asshole.

"hey your the master of the code 14"

by mike May 26, 2004

Jay-Z

the illest eva. please dont be hatin on jay-z cause the best lyrics. yall little hatas dont listen to the music and lyrics and how his raps go in a timeline. jay-z stays on the subject that he started. so if u got beef wit me take it up wit me and da roc and every homie thats down wit the jay

r.o.c yea
#1 click yea
if u represent us through them the diamonds up yea
now lets be clear
i aint goin now where
now that you kno
holla at ya boy HOV

dont hate on the greatness

by mike July 12, 2004

jabberwocky

Also a term used in printing and publishing applications to control certain aspects of fonts.

"Menu - Jabberwocky... options"

by mike February 18, 2005

huhlicopter

1. a confused helicopter. comes from the latin word delta.
2. a person who flails their arms rapidly to create a japanese style fan to scare their enemies away.

"oh jeez, here comes that dang ol' huhlicopter again."
"OMG, nicole is such a huhlicopter!"

by mike April 13, 2005