mike's definitions

philocracy

philocracy n (Gr. philos+kratos) - the rule of love; love as a governing principle of social life.

philocrat n - a person who believes in the power of love.

All authority is from God. God is Love. Hence love should be the ultimate authority.

"Philocracy" is not the same as "theocracy," the term by which the power of
church is usually implicated. What is commonly understood by "theocracy" would be better termed "hierocracy" - government by the clergy, ecclesiastical rule.The true theocracy is philocracy, since God is not clergy, God is love.

by Mike December 25, 2003

bammy

Ballard Male Model of the Year

Brandon E. is the bammy.

by Mike April 20, 2004

badadas

mammary glands, chebs, bouncers, cannon balls, boulders, pillows, funbags

badadabadadabadada (the noise a decent-sized pair of bouncers will make if slapped from side to side, sounds like a boxer's speedball)

by Mike October 1, 2003

bumsteer

A little steer given from behind to manipulate or confuse, A prank.

I was told to come to this adress for the party but no one's home, what a bumsteer.

by Mike January 10, 2005

white trash

A term used broadly and often inaccurately to define a person or group of persons whom embody the concepts of ignorance, racism, violence, alcoholism, and anglo-saxon ancestry. It is often used as a label on the poor caucasian working class. Many people are labelled "white trash" because of the clothes they wear and their appearance, regardless of wealth and standing. Many that use this term do not understand the lifestyles of those whom they deride and oftentimes neglect to see that many people in the poor white working class are actually very intelligent tolerant people who tend to like professional wrestling, cheap beer and NASCAR. Many others were born with mental or physical disabilities and are forced into the stereotypical "white trash" lifestyle by the opressive society of the united states which tends to ignore its lowest classes. If correctly applied, the term refers to people such as the military personnel who had a wonderful time playing fraternity pranks on the prisoners of Abu Ghraib prison, the corporate scum who build their big box department stores right across the road from mom and pop stores which are then forced out of business for the greater good of a couple of obscenely rich assholes at the top, idiots who write "dotheads are dirty" on the walls of gas station restrooms that are not even run by east Indians but people of middle-eastern descent yet they are too full of themselves to notice a difference, and especially Texan wannabe cowboys who carelessly overrun foreign countries without noticing the thousands of innocent lives that are constantly being ended and then having the nerve to say "GOD IS ON OUR SIDE!"

There sure is a lot of white trash up there in the ruling class, isn't there?

by Mike March 6, 2007

chroms

(chro)nic (m)asturbation (s)yndrome, the act of uncontrolable masturbation due to lack of sex.

Shit, I haven't seen my bitch in a while, I got the chroms!

by Mike January 28, 2004

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

by MIKE March 19, 2004