mike's definitions

dradle

a jewish girl with no legs

I spun that dradle until she honked on me.

by Mike September 2, 2005

nosebutt

a gesture of love and mutual dorkiness between two people genuinely in love that consists of touching noses and smiling like fools

Mike gave Nikki a nosebutt

by Mike March 24, 2004

cork

a derivative of 'keek' which is another word for 'dick'

that gurg sucked my cork off last night

by Mike January 11, 2004

Sheet

A welshmans pronunciation of shit. Often herd at many a sporting event when they get their asses whooped.

It is often pronounced very slowly, as they are dumb creatures. The relaxed nature of the word also reflects their acceptance of the inevitable defeat.

we're playing Gary Speed and Mark Delaney at centre back, against the likes of Del Piero, Vieri, Montella, Totti, Inzaghi...

sheet...

by mike November 29, 2003

greep

1.To sneak, creep or move in a covert manner.
2.To use a long pole with a hook on the end to grab an object or person.

I hope if I can greep out of work early today without anyone noticing.

I'm going to greep the next person to walk through this door.

by Mike March 14, 2005

ape escape

1.A freshman in ridgefield high school
im not sure what his name is but he looks like monkey
2.A dirty nigger who looks like he escaped from a zoo
3.WHITE POWER

DUDE look at that ape escape over there

by Mike April 7, 2005

shiznit

a word porplexing the relativity that something else is "awesome"

amy is the shiznit, i met her not that long ago, but she is.

by mike May 13, 2005