mike's definitions

fitzmas

The Charlie Brown-like sense of excitement experienced by leftists eagerly awaiting the indictment of (pleeeeease just one) high-ranking Bush Administration official in connection with the NON-outing of NON-secret agent Valerie Plame, before reality pulls a Lucy and removes the football from the path of their foot.

Merry Fitzmas, DUmmies! You gonna call for Armitage's indictment now?

by Mike September 7, 2006

cowboys

pair of kings in poker

he went all in with pocket cowboys

by mike March 23, 2004

propagate

To breed.... basically to have sex, to bone, do it, fuck...

Damn, I'm so horny, I need to find someone to propagate with today!

by Mike March 7, 2005

stuntface

ugly chick in porno that receives the gentlemen's load on her face.

the director needed a stuntface in the scene so that the star wouldn't need to redo her makeup

by mike April 20, 2004

Douv

One that is too hood.

People are often afraid to approch this individual because they are soo hood.

Yo that drug dealer is to douv, he might shank you.

by Mike March 21, 2005

shazda

a drunk girl.usually white, with the name of a black person.

jeff thinks she looks like a shazda.

by mike June 21, 2006

dooma

an awesome pot smoking device

Dude i just smoked out of the dooma and im crazy stoned.

by mike April 21, 2005