mike's definitions

WonkaNiggers

People who are failures in life. People who when you see you just say "wutta wonkanigger" for lack of a better or funnier word. Your mailman could be a wonkanigger, the guy behind the counter, your aunt, or even YOU...dun dun dun P.S. Dan Kreiger of New Jersey is a WonkaNigger with his cheap dirty Chuck Taylors

An Example of a WonkaNigger, anyone you see, basically its just another way of saying that person looks stupid corny gay retarded nigletish

by Mike April 22, 2004

flipper

Cricketing term describing a particular delivery made by a leg-spin bowler, where the ball skids straight, quickly and flat towards the batsman and wicket, rather than turn as a stock leg-spin delivery would. Usually held in reserve and used sparingly in order to catch the batsman off-guard.

And the batsman was completely deceived by the flipper and has been given out LBW.

by Mike January 26, 2004

Poison the well

Great Hardcore/screamo band.
They have a hard time keeping members and only one of the original members remains.
Pick up opposite of december, You come before you, and Tear from the red today

Poison the Well's comming to town with Across Five Aprils? I'm so there!

by Mike November 7, 2004

Poppy

The opposite to Mommy/or mommie
Word given to describe an older adult male father figure or role model.

A slang word give to older males in latino gangs as a sign of respect.

Can also be said by women in a sexual manner towards a male she's attracted too.
also see poppie

Hey, Poppy can I got to the candy store.

Yo, poppy 5-0 pigs just caught carlos holding up a store.

Hey, poppy why don't you come over to my house and give me some lovin'.

by Mike April 20, 2005

cunt sludge

the wet resedue on a vagina when a female is aroused or has had sexual intercourse! see also fanny batter

i love the taste of her cunt sludge

by mike January 5, 2004

strider

the gayest poerson alive.....he bangs my friends girlfriend in the mouth.....he lies about 9th grade hand jobs and blows for cocain....he plays socom 2 and his name is BuZZcoCK

that guy is as gay as strider

by mike December 5, 2004

shaft

shäft, n anything long and straight; a stem; an arrow; a missile (esp fig); the main, upright, straight, or cylindrical part of anything; the part of a cross below the arms; the part of a column between the base and the capital; the rachis of a feather; the thill of a carriage on either side of the horse; a straight handle; a pole; a ray or beam of light; a rotating rod that transmits motion; a well-like excavation or passage; the penis (coarse slang); a woman’s body (purely as sexual object) (US coarse slang). — vt to have sexual intercourse with (a woman) (coarse slang); to dupe, swindle, treat unfairly (slang). — adj shaft’ed. — n shaft’er or shaft’-horse a horse harnessed between shafts. — n shaft’ing the action of the verb in either sense; a system of shafts. — adj shaft’less. — make a shaft or a bolt of it to venture and take what comes of it, the shaft and the bolt being the arrows of the longbow and the crossbow respectively.

"Jack was gonna go and party with us. Apparently he's one pure sonofabitch and went out with his girlfriend. It was one unforgiven shaft of his"

by Mike January 13, 2005