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A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a variant from United States Armed Forces term "Carpet Bombing". A carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. The phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.
A carpet farting at 3:00 , take cover!
by mike April 14, 2005
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to call a shot in basketball that is going in
" that's cash"
by mike December 15, 2003
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Derived from famous Alan Partridge series. Used as an expression of particular enthusiasm in relation to value for money aspect of the considered event.
"Sonia, she's my wife. She's from Ukraine* . Cashback!"

*(blonde, fit, dum, 40 yrold)
by mike January 04, 2005
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Something where you cannot win or lose on.
Driving is a catch 22, it is fun and scary at times.
by mike October 25, 2004
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Cava a town in Massachusetts thats spelled "Carver" but pronounced "Cava" with the accent.
I am from Cava.
by mike June 03, 2004
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