mike's definitions

bunkified

A very ugly chick

Yo that girl is bunkified

by Mike April 17, 2004

cajole

to force someone into doing something they don't really want to do

Melinda acted as if she didn't want any, but Mike cajoled her into having a couple of beers.

by Mike October 13, 2003

marijuanaville

The pimpest gamers community around.

MarijuanaVille is your god.

by Mike March 23, 2003

Monkey sock

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

by mike March 19, 2004

xena

The main character in the popular television show "Xena: Warrior Princess."

Xena killed someone.

by Mike July 26, 2004

sellout

When a crappy band finally makes a song that sounds good.

It's a commonly held belief that Metallica's sellout song is "Wherever I May Roam", an excellent piece of music.

by Mike May 8, 2006

Kleins Mom

to have a 7-2 off suit in Texas Hold'em

I had to play, I had Kleins mom

by mike April 25, 2004