mike's definitions

hezmana

Another term for hell. Used on the tv show Farscape

What the hezmana is going on?

by Mike August 7, 2003

speherical asshole

someone who is an asshole no matter how you look at them.

that guy's a spherical asshole.

by mike January 17, 2004

Randy West

The only male pornstar who fakes an orgasm. Apparently, his system was depleted of semen sometime during the mid eighties.

Randy West: If you think that pornography disrespects women, let me ask you this. What about gay porn?

by Mike December 26, 2004

toasticles

whenever you take a laundry load out of the dryer and immediately put on a steaming hot pair of underwear

"Ain't nothing like a nice pair of toasticles on a cold day."

by MIKE February 3, 2004

doctatorship

the dictatorship of doctors; the system of medical coercion that includes the mandatory methods of treatment enforced by hospitals and insurance companies. A patient has no choice. Medical totalitarianism.

They oblige me to follow this course of treatment because it is most profitable for the clinic. Doctatorship is no less dangerous for the society than political dictatorship is. We live under the regime of medical fascism.

by Mike March 30, 2008

google

adj. A total nerd with far too much knowledge in one useless area

That guy is such a google, he can speak Klingon.

by mike April 24, 2005

vampyre

A dyslexic vampire

a blood sucker

by mike December 29, 2003