miguel sanchez's definitions

cut sik

cut sik=went off, crazy fun had a hell good time

we cut sik when we went cruising on Firday night

by Miguel Sanchez May 16, 2005

ambulance chaser

1. A lawyer who sits around hospitals waiting to prey on unsuspecting accident victims.

2. see Shark

When uncle Leroy got hit by that molassas truck he went to the hospital and when he woke up there were three amubulance chasers trying to get him to sign a retainer.

by Miguel Sanchez September 23, 2003

teletubbies

five useless dancing furry shitheads, who may or may not have practiced homo-erotica.

<yellow tubby> hi purple tubby!
<purple tubby> I wondering if you'd lend me some money, yellow tubby?
<yellow tubby> oh, why?
<purple tubby> because its THIRRRRTEEEN DOLLARRRRRRRRS FOR A TELETUBBIE DILLLLLLLDOOOOOO

by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003

bald

without hair or other covering material, smooth to the penile touch.

the only reason that chap william had nella was so he had a new bald head to rub

by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003

Edina

Every Day I Need Attention; the most stuck up suburb ever known in the history of the universe.

OMG, I would eat my own ass with a spoon before I would ever move to Edina

by miguel sanchez May 11, 2003

one-eyed giant

The penis; usually a very large one.

Daphne fainted when she saw my one-eyed giant.

by Miguel Sanchez July 1, 2003

trouser cough

A fart.

That was a great trouser cough!

by Miguel Sanchez July 1, 2003