Definitions by miguel sanchez

cut sik 

cut sik=went off, crazy fun had a hell good time

we cut sik when we went cruising on Firday night

cut sik by Miguel Sanchez May 16, 2005

ambulance chaser 

1. A lawyer who sits around hospitals waiting to prey on unsuspecting accident victims.

2. see Shark

When uncle Leroy got hit by that molassas truck he went to the hospital and when he woke up there were three amubulance chasers trying to get him to sign a retainer.

ambulance chaser by Miguel Sanchez September 23, 2003

Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.

Colonel Sanders by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003

jerking the gherkin 

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

jerking the gherkin by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

ass pants

Tight, stretchy pants meant to show-off one's ass. Typically worn by college hoochies out clubbing.

Anna is so hot in her ass pants.

ass pants by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

one-eyed giant 

The penis; usually a very large one.

Daphne fainted when she saw my one-eyed giant.

one-eyed giant by Miguel Sanchez July 1, 2003

trouser cough 

A fart.

That was a great trouser cough!

trouser cough by Miguel Sanchez July 1, 2003