miguel sanchez's definitions

jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

ambulance chaser

1. A lawyer who sits around hospitals waiting to prey on unsuspecting accident victims.

2. see Shark

When uncle Leroy got hit by that molassas truck he went to the hospital and when he woke up there were three amubulance chasers trying to get him to sign a retainer.

by Miguel Sanchez September 23, 2003

ass pants

Tight, stretchy pants meant to show-off one's ass. Typically worn by college hoochies out clubbing.

Anna is so hot in her ass pants.

by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

cut sik

cut sik=went off, crazy fun had a hell good time

we cut sik when we went cruising on Firday night

by Miguel Sanchez May 16, 2005

one-eyed giant

The penis; usually a very large one.

Daphne fainted when she saw my one-eyed giant.

by Miguel Sanchez July 1, 2003

Edina

Every Day I Need Attention; the most stuck up suburb ever known in the history of the universe.

OMG, I would eat my own ass with a spoon before I would ever move to Edina

by miguel sanchez May 11, 2003

bald

without hair or other covering material, smooth to the penile touch.

the only reason that chap william had nella was so he had a new bald head to rub

by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003