Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.

by Miguel Sanchez July 06, 2003

jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

by Miguel Sanchez July 03, 2003

trouser cough

A fart.

That was a great trouser cough!

by Miguel Sanchez July 01, 2003

teletubbies

five useless dancing furry shitheads, who may or may not have practiced homo-erotica.

<yellow tubby> hi purple tubby!
<purple tubby> I wondering if you'd lend me some money, yellow tubby?
<yellow tubby> oh, why?
<purple tubby> because its THIRRRRTEEEN DOLLARRRRRRRRS FOR A TELETUBBIE DILLLLLLLDOOOOOO

by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003

Edina

Every Day I Need Attention; the most stuck up suburb ever known in the history of the universe.

OMG, I would eat my own ass with a spoon before I would ever move to Edina

by miguel sanchez May 11, 2003

cut sik

cut sik=went off, crazy fun had a hell good time

we cut sik when we went cruising on Firday night

by Miguel Sanchez May 16, 2005

bald

without hair or other covering material, smooth to the penile touch.

the only reason that chap william had nella was so he had a new bald head to rub

by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003