Definitions by michael foolsley
bag of air
damn!, lunch time already, ah'm gone get me a shit sammich, ultra gulp and a bag of air!
methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
bag of air by michael foolsley May 17, 2011
hydraulic angst
don blue got the pickup bar re-buff, and it was gasoline on the flames of his hydraulic angst!!
cindy was 'playing' billy's hydraulic angst!!
the escort helped drive off big ed's hydraulic angst!!
cindy was 'playing' billy's hydraulic angst!!
the escort helped drive off big ed's hydraulic angst!!
hydraulic angst by michael foolsley May 16, 2011
sitting fat
riding the "gravy train", 'with the money tree', trust fund, 'golden child', magnetic personality, silky tongue, persuasive
money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
before i got 'bumped', (out the door!, fired, 'terminated') i was sitting fat!
john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!
i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!
i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
sitting fat by michael foolsley May 15, 2011
corproment
corporate&government=corproment
the concept of "big business" 'owning' legislators!!
no "honest" governing can occur, with legislators in the corporate pocket!!
the concept of "big business" 'owning' legislators!!
no "honest" governing can occur, with legislators in the corporate pocket!!
i hate paying taxes to a corrupt corproment!
the corproment was going to prohibit my 'gage' and leave me with cigarettes and 'cocktails'!!
BOO! to the corproment 'folding greens'
the corproment is planning to put jesus' face on the hundred dollar bill!!
the corproment was going to prohibit my 'gage' and leave me with cigarettes and 'cocktails'!!
BOO! to the corproment 'folding greens'
the corproment is planning to put jesus' face on the hundred dollar bill!!
corproment by michael foolsley May 15, 2011
pork shicksa-bob
pork shicksa-bob by michael foolsley May 8, 2011
chug cognac
a never to occur scenario...a "sipping liquor" meant to be tongue savored!!
in the immortal words of wisdom of a good friend; "one does not chug cognac" !!
in the immortal words of wisdom of a good friend; "one does not chug cognac" !!
you can chug beer, but one does not chug cognac!!
he RAN out the door!, not walked!!; when she began to chug cognac!!
he RAN out the door!, not walked!!; when she began to chug cognac!!
chug cognac by michael foolsley May 2, 2011
myanmar shave
now that 'Burma' is now known as myanmar, i'm assuming burma shave will have to become myanmar shave!
burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997
burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997
going to get me some of that myanmar shave! -then i can get the women; AND the job!!
shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!
shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!
myanmar shave by michael foolsley April 30, 2011