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action my reaction

*high school boy hi-jinks*!! -placing of a carbonated beverage (with opening covered by thumb) on nether region, then bucking hips to shake it up. -at moment of choice, release effluent; simulating male ejaculation. -shout action! my reaction!! -this is a guaranteed way to impress females!!
john did an action my reaction in the middle of some sorority girls, while bill pulled out his 'unit' and put his glasses on it, simulating a nose!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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quality transportation

a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'

-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'

OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!

ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)

fat people are often not very quality transportation

she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!
by michael foolsley June 6, 2011
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tough talking tocks

hypnotically pert buttocks!!

tight buttocks that TAKE NO PRISONERS!!
that judy has GOT herself a butt!! -you: yeah! tough talking tocks!!

i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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1/2 a perky butt

female; 'perky' butt just starting to get sloppy, the once hypnotic effect now being etched away by human chronological erosion, high fat foods, and/or; lack of exercise, mechanical dependence.

(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
she looked in the mirror, and now only had 1/2 a perky butt!

i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!

joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
mugGet the 1/2 a perky buttmug.

mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!
haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
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"drugsman's" green light

total satisfaction with purchase of misc. cannabis product/s
mike foolsley gave my red hashish the "drugsman's" green light!!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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stink on

confusing someone with a toilet, not treat them nice
bobs a nice guy, but judy is going to stink on him

the i.r.s. stank on me

i hate being stunk upon
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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