michael foolsley's definitions

DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!

-words used by the female lucky enough to be in the throes of orgasm. -another of life's more blissful moments. what sane person would want to stop?

unh, squish, unh, squish, unh, squish, DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

reverse atm machine

gas pump; concept of money being sucked up as quickly as it can be dispensed. -some have suggested putting more atms in gas stations, right at the pump!!

my fucking chariot is HUNGRY AGAIN!!. i just LEFT the reverse atm machine!!

i'm going to have to ditch this land yacht, i'm doing too much camping at the reverse atm machine!!

by michael foolsley March 30, 2011

got something

fine looking human, possessor of "the goods" as well as a kind of indescribable sexual mojo. sex with this type of specimen would be a 'tumble to remember'

that bird got me with her strut, then her mojo! -shes' got something

that laurens' most certainly got something!!

hes' definitely got something!!

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

by michael foolsley December 9, 2023

magnetic keeper

human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else

johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!

jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

commuter claw

arm bent in permanent 'c' shape from constant holding of cell phone to ear, ie: medical condition

there are a lot of cases of that commuter claw beginning to appear...

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

make mine a MESS!

comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!

-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!

(you heard it HERE first!!)

jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!

a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!

judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!

by michael foolsley January 12, 2012