michael's definitions

senaturds

the ottawa senators the crappiest hockey team ever which always lose to the toronto maple leafs but still think their better or at elast thtey pretend

1. the maple leafs beat the senaturds again
2. the senaturds choked in teh playoffs again

by Michael January 28, 2005

cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.

Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?

by Michael November 6, 2004

heim

home

Anaheim

by Michael August 28, 2003

hotmail

e-mail

im jus' checkin' my hotmail

by michael April 20, 2003

ambidextrous

To be equally facile with either hand.

My brother is a freak. He can eat noodles using chopsticks with both hands. He says he's ambidextrous.

by michael November 9, 2003

bueno excellente

Someone who fingers there bum.

God damn adam just bueno excellente'd himself infront of the whole school!

by Michael September 4, 2003

spoon

1.my acquaintance, the mutated irish limited edition, deluxe one of a kind spoon.

2.Also the tick's battle cry.

3.Also inferior to the spork.

4.Inferior to the midget in minds

the mutated spoon, Nathan Carrick

by Michael March 30, 2005