michael's definitions

nannygoat

another accepted form of a Goatee

I'm trying to gro my Nannygoat back out

by Michael June 20, 2003

gg no re

This Awsome Phrase Means Good Game no rematch, in other words You Have Been Ownzed so bad, u are not worthy of a Rematch. if somone says this to u ever U SUCK ASS AHHAHA

"Rob: Im cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: GG no re thx ownzed"
"Rob: awww..."

by Michael February 5, 2003

Noel Gallagher

A self-righteous moron so f***in full of himself that he couldn't even stop for 5 freakin seconds to take a picture when I met him in Harrods this summer. Still leads a great band though, and has written and sung some of the best songs in rock. Had I met Liam instead, it probably would've come to a ruck.

Me: "Noel, couldn't I possibly take a five-second wasting picture with you pretty pretty please with sugar and the Beatles on top?"
Noel: "No." (Walks off)
Me: (thinks) "Bastard."

by Michael December 7, 2003

meat harmonica

1) A long, smooth instrument made of meat.
2) A penis.

1) He played a vigorous tune on his meat harmonica.
2) "What am I going to do with two harmonicas?" / "Go skiing."

by Michael February 2, 2004

feetage

Combination of two peoples height. Originated in Higley Arizona.

The combined feetage of those two hotties is prolly 10'6"

by Michael April 6, 2005

ficnizzie

Another way of saying keeping it real. Also a way to answer how you are doing.

"How you doin wodie?" "Ficnizzie, ficnizzie."

by michaeL January 25, 2004

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

by Michael April 9, 2005