michael's definitions

Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)

-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.

by Michael December 5, 2004

PUPPY JUICE

(n) Old British slang for Pre-ejaculate, pre-cum, or any residue from having ejaculated or urinated.

I had a wet spot on my shorts from making so much puppy juice.

by Michael February 13, 2004

indonesia

the so-called in-crisis country... but you'll see tons of new benz and bimmer on da street......

look at that S-class on the left, and that 7 series on the right... and so on...

by Michael February 18, 2004

WRATGAS

A military word in which each letter stands for a word that stands for Who Really And Truely Gives A Shit.

I'm tired of this meeting, the speaker is full of wratgas.

by Michael February 18, 2004

skullulite

folds of fat found on the heads of obese bald men

His skullulite was so bad that I thought his brain was exposed

by Michael February 27, 2004

Serra

n.; The planeswalker who created angels and whose plane was ultimately destroyed by Phyrexians. See Magic.

Serra could kick Urza's ass any day!

by Michael February 27, 2004