Definitions by michael

Spoon 

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Spoon by Michael November 11, 2003

prairie dogging 

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels as though the turd is moving in and out.

I have to use the restroom so bad that Im prairie dogging it.

prairie dogging by michael November 11, 2003

duvet 

A cover, like a pillowcase, to protect and beautify a comforter, often down, because down comforters are expensive, precious, and delicate. A down comforter with a tear, rip, or hole will leak.

After spending $300 on a down comforter, an $80 duvet is a sound investment

duvet by michael November 11, 2003

down 

The ultra soft, ultra warm, non flight feathers found in ducks, geese, and other fowl, used in pillows, comforters, jackets, and other items where warmth and lightness are important. Down is measured in fill power.

Mmm, that's a warm down comforter. I bet you could sleep naked with that!

down by michael November 11, 2003

geese

Plural of goose, another waterfowl not to be confused with ducks, geese are larger, more dangerous, and far louder

Those are ducks, you fool! They're geese, and they're heading this way! Run!

geese by michael November 11, 2003

ducks

Plural of duck, a breed of fowl that lives almost wholly atop freshwater lakes when not nesting, flying, or migrating.

Look! Out on the water! Ducks!

ducks by michael November 11, 2003

pillows 

Plural of pillow, any of a specialized type of cushion to be found on a bed used mainly to cradle and support the head while sleeping

Ah, soft, comfortable pillows

pillows by michael November 11, 2003