michaeL's definitions

meat harmonica

1) A long, smooth instrument made of meat.
2) A penis.

1) He played a vigorous tune on his meat harmonica.
2) "What am I going to do with two harmonicas?" / "Go skiing."

by Michael February 2, 2004

accounting

define accounting, its concepts, importance and qualities of good accounting information

business,finance and information technology

by michael April 25, 2005

HTFIT

How The Fuck Is That/This

How the fuck is that spaceship floating over there?

by Michael August 2, 2004

honker

a nose

This guy has a big honker

by Michael April 9, 2004

Abuuh

Ususally growled by tigers or hot women, it is an expression of disbelief or confusion.

Tiger 1: Damn Brittany, is that a blimp or your ass?

Tiger 2: Abuhh ... maybe.

by Michael October 20, 2003

neoMAX

The unknown 5th member of the Max series (Max 300, Maxx Unlimited, The Legend of Max, Max.(period)) by DM Ashura that runs at a staggering 340 beats per minute. Though not an official Max song, it reflects the sounds of Max through contemporary piano chords and a plusating tempo.

--Found in the unofficial DDR Tournamix.

by Michael April 13, 2004

gringo rape

Fucking a white girl with out her wanting it.

Dude the reason i am here is that my mom was gringo raped.

by michael October 27, 2003