fish bowl

The roll of fat some chicks have just below the navel. See also fup
I don't understand how that girl can be so skinny and yet still have a total fish bowl
by Merkin March 24, 2005
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Scooter

1) A big time computer nerd 2) To use technical knowledge to repair/create something
My computer is acting all slow - I gotta call the scooter and get it fixed.

The guy running the office pool for march madness scootered up the most delux excel sheeet you've ever seen.
by Merkin September 26, 2005
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citm

What happened with you and Katie last night? Well, there was no citv, but there was a little citm.
by Merkin March 24, 2005
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fuck jesus in the face

Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out
by Merkin March 24, 2005
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muff

A loser deadbeat with no ambition whatsoever in life. See also muff diver
Do those guys over there need help?
Nah, they're just muffs.
by Merkin October 01, 2005
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Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe
I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.
by Merkin March 06, 2007
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cunt gut

The roll of fat some chicks have just below the navel.
by merkin July 13, 2003
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