meowlnir's definitions

Bert

Any random old guy you see on the street, especially a weird-looking/badly behaved one. Often used together with descriptors such as "beer gut Bert", "ugly sweater Bert" and "angry Bert".

Dirty Bert over there just grabbed a boob!

by meowlnir July 2, 2016

cocklett

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.

He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.

by meowlnir July 19, 2014

Scandiboo

A person from outside Scandinavia who loves all things Scandinavian the way a weeaboo is obsessed with Japan. Can be used in either a positive/self deprecating manner or as an insult.

I'm such a Scandiboo, I dressed like a Viking for the formal dance.

by meowlnir June 11, 2018

Pi-nis

A penis that is exactly 3.1415... inches long, or the value of the number pi.

Sleeping with my math teacher was disappointing as he had a pi-nis.

by meowlnir June 30, 2016

poopinal

The act of pooping into a urinal.

Bob got so drunk he did a poopinal in the urinal.

by meowlnir May 11, 2018

Zoop

1. Soup, as in the stuff you drink from a bowl.
2. A sound made by people when excited, or the sound of laser beams firing.

Today is Wednesday, today is Wednesday, Wednesday, zoooop! (From Today is Monday by Eric Carle)

Oh yeah, I got paid today, ZOOP!!!!

by meowlnir March 15, 2023

cheesemoo

Thong underwear. Called such because it resembles a cheese cutter, and the moo refers to the body part it is covering.

Our gym teacher bent over so low we could see her cheesemoo.

by meowlnir June 30, 2016