Go-tard

A physically handicapped inividual.

I wasn't able to repay my debts, so I'll be a go-tard for the next few months.

by Mel October 11, 2003

savy

a word used in Pirates Of the carribean:the curse of the black pearl meaning "understand?"

"i want all the gold, savy?"

by mel July 14, 2003

pimple

Not to be confused with a pimp.
A red form of acne. Not a turn on.

Look at the nasty pimple on his nose!

by Mel February 25, 2003

hillbilly heroin

Term erroneously applied to oxycontin or other pain medications which are misused by certain individuals who use bad judgement thinking they will get 'high' from a medicine by misusing it against labeling instructions and better judgement instead causing death.

Even when hillbilly heroin is taken as as directed on the label and not altered in any way, you can still have an adverse reaction to it and end up toes up in the morgue.

by mel September 21, 2003

mollywop

To hit someone really, really hard.
It leaves a mark.

Give me popcorn or I'll mollywop you.

by Mel December 22, 2004

Archon

1. A heavenly being taking the form of an attractive Italian-American. A Highman.
2. One of the 15 races in the Age of Wonders series by Triumph Studios.
3. adj. Archonic: Pertaining to one's exact standard of decency, good, and morality.

1. Hey, baby. Are you part Archon?
2. My Archons will sanctify you to the stone age
3. I have yet to meet an Archonic person.

by Mel October 11, 2003

king slob

1. Hairy, overweight creature resembling man, known for his love of chicken wings and hideous hats.

"Dude, what's the deal with slob's fuzzy blue hat?"

by mel March 14, 2005