mel's definitions

jizz rag

Something used to wipe up semen after masturbation, or alternatively, masturbate into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he'd perfer to leave things as they were when he entered - such as a friend's house or that of his parents. Can be anything from age-old classic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.

When selecting some random scrap of fabric for use as your jizz rag, do remember that semen can leave unsightly stains on black fabrics.

by Mel December 18, 2005

man

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

by Mel December 28, 2005

make

Antonym of break. To exchange several smaller bills for one of larger value.

I've got a whole wad of cash here, can you make a hundred?

by Mel October 10, 2005

Monsontra, Beniquila

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic of Popes, Pinaples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Fippleosa McDurfur and Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

I am a great admirer of the work of Beniquila Monsontra.

by Mel July 15, 2008

Squeebenhofen, Tra-quee III

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic Adventure of Popes, Pineapples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Beniquila Monsontra and Fippleosa McDurfur.

I have to write a report on Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

by Mel July 16, 2008

quebbs

A card game with a devoted cult following. The object of the game is to accumulate 4 of a kind, then to get one's partner to say "Quebbs!" through the use of a spoken code. Saying "quebbs" results in one point and the end of the hand. If a player suspects another player (who is not his partner) of having 4 of a kind, he may call "shmook!" also gaining a point and ending the round. Double Quebbs and Double Shmook are also possible, as well as any combination thereof, provided both partners call them at the same time.

1. Quebbs! I win!
2. Let's play some Quebbs. It's the awesome ever.

by Mel May 23, 2005

shmook

A word used to accuse another team of having 4 of a kind in the game of Quebbs. A correct shmook gains a point, while a wrongful shmook loses one.

1. Shmook! I win!
2. Hey! You shmooked me wrongfully!

by Mel May 23, 2005