mel's definitions

wasteland

A Detroit original: any strip mall infested suburban community that sits directly outside of the city limits, but for some reason still considers itself part of the city, despite its obvious geographic, architectural, social, and cultural differences.

She lives in the wastelands to avoid paying city taxes, and drives in every weekend, doors locked, to go to the club.

by Mel May 13, 2005

BreakdownV1

Originates from a lil town in England where all the hard working RA Admins are born.

Lover of beer and other alcoholic beverages.

I am soooo the coolest mod.....

by Mel April 6, 2004

Shellybear

A bear named Shelly;

A nickname for your banging buddy and/or the love of your life.

Did you see Shellybear tackling that honeycomb?

Aww...Shellybear, I wuv you.

by Mel November 14, 2004

scraimed

redneck way of sayin screamed

i was so skurred i scraimed

by mel October 5, 2004

neo zoom maxi dweeb

description of one who is of the high, tight pants variety, and in the habit of using pocket protectors, among other nerd-affiliated objects. may come with pre-prepared lunch. definitly employs the use of tighty-whiteys. often found locked in bathrooms or stuffed in lockers. found in The Breakfast Club

the neo zoom maxi dweeb got a swirly, then ran away clutching his algebra book to his chest.

by mel February 1, 2005

quebbs

A card game with a devoted cult following. The object of the game is to accumulate 4 of a kind, then to get one's partner to say "Quebbs!" through the use of a spoken code. Saying "quebbs" results in one point and the end of the hand. If a player suspects another player (who is not his partner) of having 4 of a kind, he may call "shmook!" also gaining a point and ending the round. Double Quebbs and Double Shmook are also possible, as well as any combination thereof, provided both partners call them at the same time.

1. Quebbs! I win!
2. Let's play some Quebbs. It's the awesome ever.

by Mel May 23, 2005

make

Antonym of break. To exchange several smaller bills for one of larger value.

I've got a whole wad of cash here, can you make a hundred?

by Mel October 10, 2005