mel's definitions

Mill Chase

This is a rubbish secondary school in the outskirts of bordon. Only send your child here if you want them to be educated in the area of Pikey and nothing else. If you tell anyone who doesnt live in Bordon that you go to Mill Chase they will automatically think you are a pikey.

Group: So, what school do you go to?
Mill Chaser: Mill Chase
Group: RUN!

by Mel July 18, 2004

maris

very hot guy

he is such a maris!

by mel July 4, 2003

knee deep

In a lot of trouble

California is knee deep with Arnold Schwartzenegger running things.

by Mel November 2, 2003

piratecode

piraterules or guidelines,law aboard a ship,the code of the brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew

Elizabeth:Wait!You have to take me to shore.According to the code of the order of the brethren -
Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

by mel November 24, 2003

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

by Mel December 3, 2005

Oh Shit Handles

Often called "oshes"
They are the handles found above car doors that are usually grasped when a passenger feels that the driver is driving irratically.

When he did 75 around that curve, she had a white knuckle grasp on the oh shit handle.

by Mel March 31, 2004

begs

Badly wants 2 be something/someone they cant (can also be used as begging)

Justin Timberlake begs to be black

by Mel May 3, 2004