mel's definitions

vach

a mother who is mentally insane and needs to go to a mental asylum a.s.a.p

that vach is gettin really on ma nerves now d'you no what i mean?

by mel June 18, 2006

noiyce

When something is so overwhelming that no other word is good enough.

That top looks so noiyce

by Mel January 13, 2005

weeiner wagon

A station wagon, in a version of a pussy wagon.

"were's my mom with the pussy wagon?"

by mel March 23, 2005

win on

to hook up with or pash, usually involving some random whose name you never got in the first place or can't remember. Can also refer to engaging in some form of carnal knowledge without actually possessing any or very little information regarding your conquest.

Girl 1: "did you win on?"
Girl 2: "yeah...then I hid in the bathrooms all night."

Boy 1: "so I met this girl, and we won on, and I got her digits and tried to call but it was the wrong number."

by Mel January 10, 2005

Squeebenhofen, Tra-quee III

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic Adventure of Popes, Pineapples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Beniquila Monsontra and Fippleosa McDurfur.

I have to write a report on Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

by Mel July 16, 2008

pimple

Not to be confused with a pimp.
A red form of acne. Not a turn on.

Look at the nasty pimple on his nose!

by Mel February 25, 2003

cvl

real thugs that rock red and black all day long. love the 5 cuz the 6 is a bitch

fuck g.d.

by Mel May 7, 2004