calista

a skinny ass girl ; a girl who is anorexic-looking; a bean pole (as in Calista Flockhart)

If the wind blows too hard, that calista is gonna get knocked over flat on her ass.

by MeL April 27, 2003

Puter

Short for computer

My Puter is being slow.

by Mel February 24, 2003

lslebchmahwdwhwa

an internet acronym representing laughter. stands for "laughing so loud even beethoven can hear me and he was deaf when he was alive."

person 1: ...and he said, that was no piccolo! that was my fife!

person 2: lslebchmahwdwhwa!

by Mel April 21, 2005

OH SNAPE

A variation of "OH SNAP" typically used alongside spoilers either as an accompaniment or a response. Refers to the video of a man driving by a release party of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and screaming "Snape kills Dumbledore" at random passerby.

"So he was all, 'Snape kills Dumbledore, Spike dies, dyke spies, etc.' to me, and I was like, "OH SNAPE!'"

by Mel December 10, 2005

BMB

Beast-Man-Boner , (or MBMB, MAJOR-beast-man-boner)

Last night when me and my boyfriend was making out on my bed, he got a BMBmbmb

by mel December 03, 2003

bunhead

term for a ballet dancer, either affectionately or used to imply a degree of snobbery.

"my little bunhead" or "that's a little too bunhead-ish"

by mel December 09, 2004

VMB

Vending Machine Breakfast: A pastry or something from a vending machine at work that you eat if you don't have time to have anything better. Some people will have VMLs or even (God help them) VMDs.

Oh, man, what time is it? 6:45?! Shit, I gotta get to work. I'll just have to have a VMB.

by Mel October 13, 2003