mel's definitions

bingloader

A somewhat quirkey term for one's bum, specifically one's bum-hole. Can be shortened to "bing" as well.

See also: bunghole

"What a pain in the bing!"

by Mel March 11, 2004

Oh Shit Handles

Often called "oshes"
They are the handles found above car doors that are usually grasped when a passenger feels that the driver is driving irratically.

When he did 75 around that curve, she had a white knuckle grasp on the oh shit handle.

by Mel March 31, 2004

begs

Badly wants 2 be something/someone they cant (can also be used as begging)

Justin Timberlake begs to be black

by Mel May 3, 2004

laptop

A smaller computer with no room for anything on it, battery dies in 5minutes.

I'm going to bring my laptop on the airplane so I can watch movies.

by Mel February 25, 2003

fangorious

A Strong Bad-ism that is mostly contextual. Can mean vicious or agressive. Also can mean toothsome.

1. My mother fangoriously grounded me for smoking.

2. His girlfriend is rather fangorious-she gives him love bites a lot.

by Mel April 10, 2004

NLS

When people are trying to be different, so they don't say lol which means laugh out loud, but instead say NLS which means 'NOT LAUGHIN, SMILING' meaning they are not laughing out loud, just grinning, often used when not even smiling.

George: I hope Rover shits on his face.
Lucy: NLS

by Mel February 25, 2003

lounge lizard

A playa of the 1920s.

Tom Buchanan, a lounge lizard? Ha! I banged ten times as many hoes as that dumb brute.

by Mel October 10, 2003