58 definitions by megnao flimpis

West Virginia Chrome

Silver duct tape.

Herschel got West Virginia Chrome on his pickup truck.

by megnao flimpis July 13, 2003

landover baptist

A fundamentalist Shiite Baptist cult intent on converting every non-believer or hurrying them on to Hell.

You apostate Catholics, Christ-killing Jews, mark-of Cain Negroes and pagan Chinamen gathered here at Landover Baptist church will either put your hand on the KJ1611 Bible and accept HIM or we'll put your brains on it.

by megnao flimpis July 31, 2003

groinal acreage

Priapic girth.

Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.

by megnao flimpis August 6, 2003

needledick-the-fly-fucker

A sobriquet to tag the underhung with.

Rob hits on all the ladies but is known as needledick-the-fly-fucker.

by megnao flimpis July 3, 2003

wienie wagger

A bet concerning one's private parts.

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.

by megnao flimpis August 13, 2003

toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

nilpferd

German/English slang for Horse's ass. (pferd=horse, nil=zero/"O")

Bubba wasn't sure how he felt about Rodney calling him a nilpferd, so he hurt him real bad.

by megnao flimpis July 29, 2003