caffeine

An essential vitamin, without which one suffers from headaches, depression, sudden violent anger, sluggishness, muddled thinking, and crankiness.

I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

Accordian

A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.

Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.

by megnao flimpis August 03, 2003

fujimo

Military acronym for Fuck U Jack I'm Movin' Out. A verbal and physical method of dealing with a problem.

Say What!? VC coming over the wire? Fujimo.

by megnao flimpis July 07, 2003

nugget

Nose gold extracted digitally.

Yo, Bubba...you ain't eatin' that nugget...you ain't washed yo hands sinced we went fishin'.

by megnao flimpis July 20, 2003

rudementary

An institution that teaches fundamental rudeness.

Ashton, a product of daycare, pre-school, pre-K, kindergarten and rudementary school grades 1-5 entered middle school with too much self esteem, a free spirit and a penchant for litigation.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

glick

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Elrod has been a hardcore glick ever since he had indoor plumbing installed.

by megnao flimpis July 03, 2003

aquestion

The act of succumbing or acquiescing.

Rodney couldn't withstand the intensity of the interrogation and said, " Stop axing me questions...I be aquestion and tell you everthang."

by megnao flimpis August 10, 2003