While momentarily distracted by the blond women with the big chest, Rodney struck his thumb with his 22oz. framing hammer, giving himself an intantaneous throbber.
by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003
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by megnao flimpis July 03, 2003
Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.
by megnao flimpis August 13, 2003
An interuption or pause in professionalism.
After listening to the customer's strident complaint about the temperature of the Kungpao chicken, Yee-Ling had a prolapse and before reheating it in the microwave, emptied the contents of both of her nasal cavities onto the the meal.
by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003