glick

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Elrod has been a hardcore glick ever since he had indoor plumbing installed.

by megnao flimpis July 03, 2003

nugget

Nose gold extracted digitally.

Yo, Bubba...you ain't eatin' that nugget...you ain't washed yo hands sinced we went fishin'.

by megnao flimpis July 20, 2003

fujimo

Military acronym for Fuck U Jack I'm Movin' Out. A verbal and physical method of dealing with a problem.

Say What!? VC coming over the wire? Fujimo.

by megnao flimpis July 07, 2003

elf abuse

Illegal broadcasting on elf frequencies contrary to FCC regulations.

Grab the yagi array, Agent Schmedlap, we have a report of elf abuse and haven't a moment to lose to DF this perp and affix his position by triangulation!

by megnao flimpis August 04, 2003

rudementary

An institution that teaches fundamental rudeness.

Ashton, a product of daycare, pre-school, pre-K, kindergarten and rudementary school grades 1-5 entered middle school with too much self esteem, a free spirit and a penchant for litigation.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

groinal acreage

Priapic girth.

Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.

by megnao flimpis August 05, 2003

Vaginismo

The diminutive term for vagina, implying tightness.

Cara mea, mi Mariatheresa...con gustemente va vaginismo.

by megnao flimpis July 19, 2003