58 definition by megnao flimpis

To get stupid quick or be dumbstruck.
Bubba prayed he wouldn't get an attack of the fastidious again and get all tongue-tied as he prepared to ask Jolene to join him in the back seat.
by megnao flimpis August 05, 2003

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Short for "jo mama" (yo mama)
(Shift supervisor): "Mr. Ferndock, you are doubtless the most inept employee this fast food franchise has ever had the misfortune to link its good name to." (Assistant fry chef): "Jo!"
by megnao flimpis July 11, 2003

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An apparently rodentlike woman.
The Senator from New York was an apparatchik when it came to campaign money, she could smell it, ferret it out, hoard it, consume it and spend it, leaving only droppings as evidence it ever was.
by megnao flimpis August 03, 2003

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Something or someone as screwed up as a mashed potato sandwich.
Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.
by megnao flimpis August 19, 2003

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The name of a dog specially trained to alert on homosexuals, i.e. a homosexual alert dog.
Good girl, Fifi...good girl, good girl...down Fifi. Hey, we got us a 'mo here.
by megnao flimpis July 07, 2003

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An interuption or pause in professionalism.
After listening to the customer's strident complaint about the temperature of the Kungpao chicken, Yee-Ling had a prolapse and before reheating it in the microwave, emptied the contents of both of her nasal cavities onto the the meal.
by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

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A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.
Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.
by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

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