elf abuse

Illegal broadcasting on elf frequencies contrary to FCC regulations.
Grab the yagi array, Agent Schmedlap, we have a report of elf abuse and haven't a moment to lose to DF this perp and affix his position by triangulation!
by megnao flimpis August 04, 2003
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computer semi-literate

A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.
Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.
by megnao flimpis August 02, 2003
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klugle

A rank in the KKK above kleagle, klondyke and kornhole but below kretin.
Jerrol had hit the glass ceiling and knew he'd never rise above the rank of klugle because years ago he'd served Nathan's Kosher Hotdogs at the Klan wienie roast, never having quite mastered the art of reading.
by megnao flimpis July 22, 2003
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apparatchik

An apparently rodentlike woman.
The Senator from New York was an apparatchik when it came to campaign money, she could smell it, ferret it out, hoard it, consume it and spend it, leaving only droppings as evidence it ever was.
by megnao flimpis August 04, 2003
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Weltangschlong

Bubba regarded his global size morning erection with awe and lightheadedness..."That is some kind of weltanschlong", he mused.
by megnao flimpis August 06, 2003
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sworded

Seperated, cataloged or arranged.
Bubba got dumped by Gerraldean and it made him feel like dog poop, so he got a case of Old Milwaukee at the Groovin' Noovin'...beer always helped when he sworded out his feelings.
by megnao flimpis July 31, 2003
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rudementary

Ashton, a product of daycare, pre-school, pre-K, kindergarten and rudementary school grades 1-5 entered middle school with too much self esteem, a free spirit and a penchant for litigation.
by megnao flimpis August 13, 2003
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