Definitions by meech

Shit And Run 

This is a prank only pulled off by the professionals including my friend Darren. If you are getting a ride from anyone that you dont like or dont know, for example a taxi, then you calmy pull down your pants and take a shit in the back seat. As the smell reaches the driver's nose he will mostly likely turn around thinking what the fuck is that smell?? Then you yell o fuck watch out! This is best done at nighttime because the driver would probably slam the brakes. When the car stops you get out and run.

"Man Darren, that was smooth performing a shit and run in the back of Matt's car without using any T.P."

"Give that taxi driver a shit and run so you dont have to pay for the fare"

Shit And Run by Meech April 12, 2005

scranny 

wen someone is so skinny u can c their bones and they have no meat.

hey look shaun is here. he is scrannied to the max

scranny by Meech April 10, 2005

DMV 

Department Of Motor Vehicles, AKA- the deep pits of hell, supposedly created to help you. It causes 95% of public violence in the USA and is responsible for over 300 suicides.

"They should have a man in the DMV punch you in the face the second you walk in to ease the pain of waiting in line at this sick twisted place."

DMV by Meech March 28, 2005

scoombadaooch 

A supposedly vulgar term that came out of my old italian neighbor when his grandson hit him in the square in the fotch with a soccer ball.

"You can't duct tape the cat u fuckin scoombadaooch!"

"Get close to me and im gunna fuckin scoombadaooch you in the face"

"Scoombadaooch"

scoombadaooch by Meech March 28, 2005

Sut 

The word that is a legend in my high school that was used in a stretched out manner(suuuuuuuttt) when a person said an extremely stupid remark or joke. The Sut chop was given and you felt like a complete ass and just told everyone it was stupid because u felt gay.

"Hey guys, what has a bed but doesnt sleep??? ...A river!!! HAHA!"
"....suuuuuuuuttt"

Sut by Meech March 28, 2005

porter potty 

The way you think a portable toilet in a big tall rectangular box is spelled.
At least this is how i thought it was spelled.

"Ah man if i dont tell coach i gotta let one loose i may get a hershey surprise on the field"

porter potty by Meech March 28, 2005

Toilet 

A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.

"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."

Toilet by Meech March 28, 2005