National Union of Students. Join and you get a free card that gets you 20% off at pizza hut, 10% at hmv and uh...thats pretty much it.
bouncers don't accept nus cards as id because its easy for 16 yr olds to lie on the application form
1. a bizzarre sexual practice involving smearing shit on your partner's top lip after anal sex, see
dirty sanchez
2. same as above, but done as a practical joke, usually whilst someone is sleeping/passed out etc. turd applied may or may not be human. the person wakes up to a most fragrant aroma.
slimy perv: fancy a shitlip tonight?
your daughter: okay!!!
Matt: haha look we just totally shitlipped joey with that dog crap we found outside!
joey: what..uh..how long was i out for? and uh, whats that smell?
ugliest car known to man. looks somewhere between a blob, an alien and that fat girl that never got asked to dance at parties so just sits in the corner giving her prettier friend evil eye. nissan are responsible for this 6 seater monstrosity.
my ex at NEC Motor Show to prospective buyers of Multipla: leave it alone, its fat and ugly.
me: snigger.
something snoop dogg used as an insult on doggy-fizzle televizzle, to much amusement.
go catch a fish!...bitch!
Buy a
go catch a fish
mug!
what you say when you are beyond hungry. only to be said if you are so hungry, you truly believe you really could eat a buttered frog.
a: hey wanna get some maccy d's?
b: nah i'm not hungry.
a: not hungry? i could eat a buttered frog!
Buy a
i could eat a buttered frog
mug!
a rolex. not just a dogg-ism, used by Da Brat much earlier.
'where my rolley wearing thugs who, claim they don't love u, but anytime u want somethin done they do it!'- Thats What I'm Looking For
a crowbar.
thats it!
I was a bit short on cash, so i helped myself to a dvd player from the house down the road, letting myself in with my scouse key.
