me 's definitions

tard cart

Bus that handicap people ride. Also called "short bus" by some.

Dude don't stare at the people in that "tard cart"

by Me March 25, 2003

nagger

the less racist word for "n*gger"

basically, only white people seem to use this word because they do not want to get their ass kicked when they use the word "n*gger" to explian f**king black people

"remember the nagger in the jetsons cartoon?"
"no..."
"isn't the future f**king awesome?!"

by me November 14, 2004

boner

an erect blood filled penis. brought on my sexual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on

that guy would stick his boner in anything with a hole

by me December 14, 2002

Bassoon

The world's coolest instrument. Sounds like a dying duck fart, unless you know how to play. Which I do, so boo-yah. Also, as I've been told many many many many times, it looks like a bong. OK, I get it, move on with your life already.

Random Guy: Hehe... did you know your instrument looks like a bong?

Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.

by Me April 20, 2005

zombiesour

the essence of pure and uninterrupted beauty, like the meadows of heaven.

i am soooooo hot and have cute sexy eyes

by me March 15, 2004

scratchmoded

a follow up to faced on a real good insult

Your mom is a whore who gives good bobo to everyone...ooooo faced... scratchmoded

by me May 9, 2004

level 27

clothing line designed by billy martin.....<3<3 i love him

wow, that level 27 shirt you are wearing is really cool. Didn't billy martin design that? hes soooo talented!

by me May 27, 2003