me's definitions

boner

an erect blood filled penis. brought on my sexual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on

that guy would stick his boner in anything with a hole

by me December 14, 2002

mall security

Fake cops
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense

I got stopped by a mall cop because me and my friend had a plastic gun we bought a the dollar store (in the mall). We almost got kicked out of the mall for "possession of a replica of a firearm."

by Me March 25, 2004

sweet sixteen

wayyyyy over rated age that shoulnt even have its own saying

so what ur 16 why do u expect to get a car

by me August 17, 2004

filch

To nick, or steal, something.

"That dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!"

by Me November 6, 2002

Pervert

Someone who takes everything other people say in a way that makes them feel very tingly inside.

1) Me.

2) My best friend.

by Me December 26, 2003

Monkey Knife Fight

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.

(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"

by me January 9, 2005

truck

the things that wheels spin on on a skateboard

he showed me how to replace the trucks

by me May 18, 2005