me's definitions

crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area

1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."

by me April 13, 2003

applesy

Of, or relating to being an apple.

This pie is very applesy, even for it being a cherry pie.

by me March 8, 2004

splaazz

that sound a fat guy (or chick) makes when falling into a pool

did you hear that splaazz!? WTF!

by me April 23, 2005

oral exam

Giving oral sex, either to a man or a woman.

Later on she is going to give me an oral exam.

by me June 24, 2004

polished weasel

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polished weasels should not be considered play when you dont expect a kiss

by me October 5, 2003

F-u-c-k-e-r

Someone who sleeps around with anything, this is including their same sex. They are usually sexually frustrated and even when they have a partner they cheat on them, this is why everybody calls them f-u-c-k-e-r-s this is very suitable as they make peeps lives miserable!

Tom had a girl but he all ways cheated on her with his m8

by Me December 5, 2003

Big Black

1. The greatest band ever.

There are a lot of good bands, but none surpass the talent that was Big Black.

by Me March 2, 2003