Definitions by maxmoefoe

Ray Goggles 

An expression used when someone falls over nothing or walks in to something which was obviously there causing people to think "How did he even walk in to that?!"
The name coming from the famous, black, blind piano player Ray Charles.

Brad: Be right back, i'm just going to grab an ice cream from the freezer
*Runs in to wall*
Steve: hahaha, what are you doing?! you must be wearing your Ray Goggles today.
Brad: ... *Is unconcious*

Ray Goggles by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Gripple 

When you are shaving your chest area and accidentally shave off one of your nipples.

Steven: ahh man, you should have seen last night, i got blood EVERYWHERE
Ben: Why what happened?
Steven: I was shaving and accidentally pulled a Gripple
Ben: OH jesus, you grippled your nipple?
Steven: Well yeah... generally

Gripple by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

The Internet 

Want a definition? Google it

-The Internet Example-
www.google.com
Here, look one up

The Internet by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Jlawked

The violent action of when one takes the head off an axe, holds it in one hand and then punches someone with it.

Ben: Did you hear about Roscoe? He's in hospital
Dave: Woah, what happened?
Ben: Oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got Jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 stitches.

Jlawked by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Suspence Killer 

When someone begins to tell you something abo...

An example of a Suspence Killer is simular to the act o...

Suspence Killer by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Thirst Reflex 

When you wake up late at night/early morning and without thought, walk to the kitchen to get water.

I almost got 8 hours sleep last night but i got Thirst Reflex about 3 in the morning and then i just couldn't get back to sleep for ages.

Thirst Reflex by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B 

OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B is the largest possible insult able to be used against old people who don't follow abbreviations in such a manner.

Standing for Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up, get the fuck out n00b.

People over the age of thirty are baffled to what this even means when said like so.

Kid: Mother, can you make me pancakes for breakfast?
Mother: No, i'm already making you toast
Kid: OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B
Mother: ???

OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010