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Mom- Where are you going?
Calvin- Planet Spuzzbog, where there aren't any moms to ask me where I'm going!
Mom- Well, be back in time for supper.
Calvin- Uh, yeah, sure. Come on, Hobbes.
Hobbes- Doesn't she know that Spuzzbog is 20 light years away and by the time we get back, our faster-than-light drive's time-dilation effect will have rendered her a withered old crone while we only age a few hours?
Calvin- All I can say is she'd better have dinner ready. And it better not be cold.
Calvin- Planet Spuzzbog, where there aren't any moms to ask me where I'm going!
Mom- Well, be back in time for supper.
Calvin- Uh, yeah, sure. Come on, Hobbes.
Hobbes- Doesn't she know that Spuzzbog is 20 light years away and by the time we get back, our faster-than-light drive's time-dilation effect will have rendered her a withered old crone while we only age a few hours?
Calvin- All I can say is she'd better have dinner ready. And it better not be cold.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the throbbery mug.tongue fu (tung fu) NOUN. The science of kissing and all oral play, especially involving intricate and powerful movements of the tongue. The use of the tongue as a weapon.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the Tongue Fu mug.Bob- Who's the naked chick dancing on top of the cop car?
John- That's my sister. Lulu.
Bob- She's a good dancer.
John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.
Bob- So, what does she do for a living?
John- She's a professional wadgitator.
Bob- What's that?
John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.
Bob- So she's working right now?
John- No, she's just doing this for fun.
Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?
John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.
Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?
John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
John- That's my sister. Lulu.
Bob- She's a good dancer.
John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.
Bob- So, what does she do for a living?
John- She's a professional wadgitator.
Bob- What's that?
John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.
Bob- So she's working right now?
John- No, she's just doing this for fun.
Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?
John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.
Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?
John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the wadgitator mug.White House of Ill-Repute NOUN (huite hows uv il re peut) NOUN. A White House (1600 Pennsylvania Av., Washington D.C.) which is filled with whores like James Guckert and Scott McClellan, who will say anything for money is a house of ill-repute, or whorehouse (see “presstitute”).
"Sit there with all the other presstitutes and suck up phony press releases and talking points? Fuck that. I'd rather be out in the field, or digging through dusty old archives than cover that dog-and-pony show. I don't wanna be a press correspondent in the White House of Ill-Repute."
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the White House of Ill-Repute mug.White Wing (huit wing) NOUN. Wealthy caucasian conservative males who oppose all laws that would decrease their power.
It was revealed today that in 1925, Senator Strom Thurmond fathered an illegitimate daughter with a 15-year-old black housemaid. He kept the truth quiet for over 60 years as a strident supporter of segregation and opponent of civil rights laws. This kind of secret is a common occurrence in the Deep South, where the roots of the White Wing run deep.
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Get the White Wing mug.widgital (wi jit el) ADJECTIVE. The quality of small computerized devices. From “widget” and “digital.”
What should we get Lilly for graduation? How about something widgital, a video camera, or a computer or a navigation system?
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